John Trusty Poet Limerick

Whine On Mogen David Wine

Mom used to drink this wine for a tonic,
I had no idea she meant a colonic.
So I snuck some of this swill,
moved more than an EX LAX pill
cause the gas sounds were quite polyphonic!


Written 6/22/2011 for the ‘Bottle of Wine” contest

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Dr.Ram Mehta June 22, 2011 at 8:32 AM very funny , witty and humorous expression, John

Caryl Muzzey June 22, 2011 at 7:59 AM Great Limerick John, yes I also find wine to be quite gassy. I enjoyed the read. Best to you in the contest~ Caryl

Mike Francis June 22, 2011 at 6:49 AM I have used MD to chase cheap whiskey before! Not only does it hurt your tummy but kills your head too! Fun read keep em coming- Mike