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Mom used to drink this wine for a tonic, I had no idea she meant a colonic. So I snuck some of this swill, moved more than an EX LAX pill cause the gas sounds were quite polyphonic! Written 6/22/2011 for the ‘Bottle of Wine” contest

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Date: 6/22/2011 8:32:00 AM
very funny , witty and humorous expression, John
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Date: 6/22/2011 7:59:00 AM
Great Limerick John, yes I also find wine to be quite gassy. I enjoyed the read. Best to you in the contest~ Caryl
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Date: 6/22/2011 6:49:00 AM
I have used MD to chase cheap whiskey before! Not only does it hurt your tummy but kills your head too! Fun read keep em coming- Mike
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