When the Clocks Went Back

Torn from my slumber in the early hours
by a Blackbird outside in a tree,
as it performed for us a solo dawn chorus 
as loud as can possibly be.
Now fully awake, no way could I sleep
all because of that darned noisy pest,
so I stumbled about with one leg in my jeans
as I quietly tried to get dressed.
But I woke the missus, she looked at the clock
saying “ it's only three forty-six!”
which meant that last night when I checked all the clocks
my watch I'd forgotten to fix.
Next year when the Government say 'put your clocks back'
can somebody please have a word,
and ask them when they start reminding us all-
can they also go tell all the birds.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Beaufort Avatar
November 11, 2016 at 11:24 AM
Such great images you have. The stumbling around with one leg in the pants is something I can identify with. How about just generally stumbling around. Anyhow--you are still and always will be great!
Callus Avatar
November 8, 2016 at 2:40 PM
Entertaining, as usual, Viv, and the ending is the cherry on the cake. Now that I'm retired I have no need for daylight saving time...I play time around as I please according to need or mood! Regards // paul
Wigley Avatar
November 9, 2016 at 2:12 AM
Thanks, Paul, I'd love to know how many people are admitted to hospital twice a year for falling off ladders trying to get their clocks down. Regards, Viv
Vaso Avatar
November 6, 2016 at 8:23 PM
lol loved that last line!!!!! Great write Viv!!!
Wigley Avatar
November 7, 2016 at 12:52 AM
I love birsong in Spring through to Autumn, Arthur, but after time changes in October, it's a pain. And I don't want to have to cut down a perfectly good tree. Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv
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November 6, 2016 at 7:48 PM
by the way, I enjoyed your candy story!! I was that way with my candies when young.
Wigley Avatar
November 7, 2016 at 12:55 AM
Yes, Andrea, the things I miss- Bazooka Joe bubblegum, Kali (pronounced Kay-lie) which was rainbow sherbet, and Jubblies- pyramid shaped ice lollies in a cardboard wrapper. After eating the ice, you tipped the pyramid carton up and drank the thawed juice. Lovely. Viv x
Dietrich Avatar
November 6, 2016 at 12:49 PM
I love daylight saving time and I wish it to stay fixed at the summer's time!! I just had to see this one. Love this topic and the fun you had with it.
Wigley Avatar
November 7, 2016 at 12:55 AM
Thanks, Andrea, the joy of poetry is writing about anything and making even the mundane worth a read. Viv x
Pettit Avatar
November 6, 2016 at 5:54 AM
We get back the hour we lost in the spring. We all have Benjamin Franklin to thank for this thing. Good write.
Wigley Avatar
November 7, 2016 at 12:56 AM
Thanks Robert, appreciate the visit. Regards,Viv
Murray Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 3:41 PM
I think you're for the birds Viv.
Wigley Avatar
November 6, 2016 at 1:44 AM
Right both times, Jean- I am a bit of a looney, and sometimes full of horse doo-doo x
Murray Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 4:44 AM
I just did too. But in Ireland ,if we say someone is "for the birds", we mean they are a bit of a looney. I hope this does not sting as much Viv.
Wigley Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 1:47 AM
Thanks, Jean, I just looked up the definition :)
P  Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 9:55 AM
I hate daylight savings! I love this though. Yep, for the birds alright. :)
Wigley Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 1:47 AM
Thanks, Paloma, Viv x
Smith Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 12:15 PM
I have done it more than once...great poem Viv
Wigley Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 1:48 AM
I had to tell three people queuing at different stores that they were an hour early, Tim. Every year the same. Regards, Viv
Turner Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 9:06 AM
Love the humor, Mr Viv. Thanks for the reminder:)
Wigley Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 9:06 AM
...er...no, Chris, you missed it. Look on the bright side, you'll know the lotto results before we do. Regards, Viv
Green Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 9:01 AM
This was great, wonderful play on a thought. Oh and thanks for the reminder, it is this weekend, isn't it?
Wigley Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 1:48 AM
Oops, a week late, Chris!
Allison Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 8:56 AM
Oh I can relate to the birds tweeting so loudly at silly oclock!!!I wish they would stop daylight saving and leave our clocks alone! Hugs Jan xx
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November 5, 2016 at 1:49 AM
We would do if it wasn't for the Scots, Jan. x
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