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When I Become King

When I Become King

By Elton Camp

Note:  This poem contains a challenge
to writers.  

As soon as ruler I am crowned,
Many changes will come around
Peace or cancer cure I won’t say
As no king could do that anyway

But when I have such royal power, 
Annoying folks in fear will cower
Of such folly, I’ll remove every trace
And make the world a better place

Politicians are not permitted to lie
If they’re no longer seen, that’s why
Those who force others hands to shake
To prison, guards will promptly take

Store clerks who to customers are rude
Will go to the jail cell that’s most crude
Those who let their irksome dog bark
Houses with a scarlet “D” I’ll mark

And no person will again come to dare
To assume others their opinions share
The waiter will be flogged who tries
To call any café customers “you guys”

The cop who hides behind a road sign
Will be fired or perhaps allowed to resign 
Telemarketers will hunting other jobs
In my kingdom there’ll be no such slobs

Folks who fill sentences with “You know”
Back to school they will be required to go
Televangelists who claim for God to speak
Are required to prove it or be up the creek

Those over twenty who shorts do wear
A most costly fine they will have to bear
Those who abuse kids, the king enrage
And will be thrown into the lion’s cage

This incomplete list shows things too few
Assume you are king and tell what to do 
Write a poem and post it on this site
Then others can judge if you’re right

Make it serious or funny as you will
Have fun or your guts you can spill
So to all those writers who are out there
Please accept this challenge if you dare

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/9/2011 6:28:00 PM
Well written as this presents a formidable challenge. I'll see what I can come up with Elton.
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Date: 2/9/2011 12:12:00 PM
I'd make each one who signed any of the Abortion Bills to experience what the fetus goes through during an abortion procedure. Day after day in a dream...like the movie, "Ground Hog Day"! That would be just punishment...for a while! Always, Annalise
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Date: 2/9/2011 11:38:00 AM
The first thing I would do is require lawmakers not to exempt themselves from provisions of any laws they pass. "If they pass it, they're stuck with it. That's the order from this pulpit." Really enjoyed all your witty mandates, King Camp! Love, Carolyn
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