When Head Is Big and So Is Ego

When Head Is Big and So Is Ego Sure was truly such a terrible sin When you have to be a has been And some day when old and gray To go, don't remember which way. Each time when over start to stoop Are always sure to spill bowl of soup Then when you received traffic ticket Tell them where to be sure and stick it. You had so much poor, pitiful health Would always end up beside yourself. After doing something that was wrong Decided to write rude awakening song. Remember when things were ill-fated When I was old and often outdated Away in a casket had been carried When I continually toiled and tarried. Then came the real essence of it all Walked up each stair and would fall Finally gave up and could care less Became a Republican had to confess. Found stomach growing out and fat And cat wanting to be a Democrat After collecting enough ammunition Went out and killed every politician. After being awarded a Pulitzer Prize Much to my happiness and surprise Poetry writing learned al the quirks To be read by all idiots and jerks. So my poem next time you will read Be sure God gives you much speed If heads are big and ego seems to be Poem had to have been all about me. James Humorous Hilarious Horn New poetry star has been born RiverSea Plantation Bolivia, NC