Paul Callus Poet Limerick

When Covid Came To Town

When Covid came to town one day
It somehow chose to overstay
Now Christmas nears
With fears and tears 
Isn’t it time to go away!

Old Santa Claus who I esteem
Has made his mind to intervene
Now on his sleigh 
Without delay
Is on his way with a vaccine.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

Santa's Covid Christmas Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire
         Placed 2nd
© 8th December, 2020

The next Limerick is a bonus...not for the contest :)

Mixed Identity (Limerick)

Santa Claus had a parcel to dump
At the White House he stopped with a bump.
A dilemma he had
And it made him feel bad
Should he tag it to Biden or Trump?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -	          	 	  
© 8th December 2020

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Len Gasun January 1, 2022 at 7:35 AM A splendid limerick this is my dear friend Paul. I love it along with the bonus one below. What a great delight for me to read again your poems. Thank you so much for sharing. Belated congratulations on a well-deserved win. Hugs.

Robert L. Hinshaw December 22, 2020 at 1:44 PM Congrats for your well-deserved win, Paul - especially liked the last one! Teepeeing is a crazy American trick done a lot at Halloween or any other time by kids who unwind toilet tissue in a tree on your property and it is a mess trying to remove it from the tree and looks terrible! But they have their fun. With the shortage of toil tiss some people might like their tree TP-d with it! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year - Bob H Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 1:56 PM Thank you, Robert, and much obliged for the explanation. May I wish you a merry & blessed Christmas, and let's hope the new year will be much kinder to us than the present one. Best regards // paul

Gershon Wolf December 21, 2020 at 5:33 PM Very clever, Paul... and I really like your bonus stanza. Sleigh rides and Jingle Bells, Gershon Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 1:33 PM Thank you, Gershon. Hope you enjoy Christmas while keeping safe. Take care. // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen December 21, 2020 at 11:26 AM - Sends you a congratulations for your win in Santa's Covid Christmas contest, Paul :) - Have a wonderful Christmas ... and a virus-free new year 2021 :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 1:27 PM Thank you on ALL counts, Anne-Lise!! :) May you enjoy a merry & blessed Christmas. Hugs // paul

Joseph May December 21, 2020 at 7:34 AM Nice ending, Congrats on your win Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 1:26 PM Thank you, Joseph. Sending you Season's Greetings. // paul

Mark Koplin December 21, 2020 at 6:08 AM Congratulations on your win! Merry Christmas my friend! Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 1:25 PM Thank you, Mark. Happy Christmas to you too, my friend. // paul

Andrea Dietrich December 20, 2020 at 3:42 PM oh please please don't let Santa be bringing vaccine. Wish I could make people see that this is not the answer! Anyway, your limerick style is smart and I really loved that last one that was the freebie!! Congrats on your win. Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 1:24 PM Thank you, Andrea. I hope Santa sends fairies with magic dust this Christmas to cure us overnight of this virus!! have a merry & blessed Christmas. // paul

Jo Chamberlain December 20, 2020 at 6:32 AM Hurry up vaccine! Congratulations on your winning placement. Merry Christmas. Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 1:22 PM I'm not so sure about that vaccine, Joanna! My sixth sense is often correct!! Merry Christmas to you too. // paul

Carolyn Devonshire December 19, 2020 at 1:44 PM Your limericks have a nice flow, Paul. I love the thought of Santa delivering the vaccine. And that other limerick at the end made me laugh out loud! Have a merry Christmas and congratulations on your placement. Hugs, Carolyn Paul Callus December 22, 2020 at 12:09 PM Thank you dear Carolyn; I had not realized the results were out...at least Santa could have told me :) Always a pleasure to take part in your contests. May you have a lovely, happy and blessed Christmas. Hugs // paul

Suzanne Delaney December 15, 2020 at 5:16 AM Paul:Your bonus verse is very funny. Indeed politics has become a farce. Hugs, SuZ Paul Callus December 15, 2020 at 2:44 PM Thank you, Suzanne:) Time to throw in the towel! Best regards & hugs // paul

Susan Ashley December 14, 2020 at 9:38 AM Your clever and timely pen never fails you, Paul. These fantastic limericks made me smile, my dear friend, especially the bonus! Your charming wit is ever endearing. Best wishes for a win and warmest wishes and hugs for you! ~Susan Paul Callus December 14, 2020 at 1:17 PM Thank you dear Susan. I don't write that many Limericks, but from time to time something comes to mind and it makes me smile, giggle or laugh, so I say maybe it's good enough to share:) ~ Warm regards & hugs, my friend. // paul

Eileen Manassian December 12, 2020 at 10:22 PM LOVED THAT LAST EDITION TO THE POEM! You are a clever one! :) Very witty...Hugs Paul Callus December 13, 2020 at 2:30 AM Good morning dear Eileen....such a pleasure to have you stopping by...you bring sunshine to an otherwise overcast day!! Thank you for the lovely comments. Hugs // paul

Richard Lamoureux December 12, 2020 at 8:12 AM Cleverly expressed! I think the Supreme Court made Santa’s decision easier! ;0) Paul Callus December 12, 2020 at 8:44 AM Thank you, Richard. Pleased to have you stopping by. I hope Santa reads/listens to the news:) Best regards and seasonal greetings. // paul

Jack Horne December 10, 2020 at 12:26 PM LOL, love your humour, my friend - I know Carolyn will love these Paul Callus December 11, 2020 at 1:18 PM Thank you, Jack. Both you and Carolyn excel at Limericks:) Regards // paul

Akkina Downing December 9, 2020 at 4:29 PM Oh yes, Santa, I’ve been a good gal all year long and you know just what I want (wink wink) awesome poem, my friend... Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 12:17 PM Thank you for liking...and for the pleasant comments, Kina:) Now, let me check if you're on Santa's good girls list...:) Warm regards, my friend. // paul

Angela Crabtree December 9, 2020 at 3:54 PM Leave it to Santa to fix it. He was my childhood hero ;) Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 12:13 PM Even at my age I still have a soft spot for Santa, Angela :) Thank you for stopping by. Regards // paul

Jennifer Proxenos December 9, 2020 at 10:32 AM Hi Paul, your Limericks are fantastic and as for the vaccine, we will definitely be having it, when it arrives - Good ol Santa. Your last Limerick is wise and unfortunately the World is wondering the same.Warm regards and hugs, Jenny Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 12:12 PM Thank you, Jenny. We'll soon have the vaccine here in Malta, but I am not planning on being one of the first to take it!! I feel that little is known about side effects. ~ Warm regards & Hugs // paul

Suzanne Delaney December 8, 2020 at 7:19 PM Santa saves the day but can he save the election. Very good, Paul, enjoyed. SuZ Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 11:38 AM Glad you enjoyed it, Suzanne:) Thank you. Hope you're keeping well and busy:) Warm regards // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen December 8, 2020 at 5:23 PM - I do not think Christmas will be so much different than it used to be ... we just have to be careful ... and stay at home with close family ... the ones we love the most ... I think it can be a nice Christmas - Your limericks are funny, Paul :) - hugs // Anne-Lise _= Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 11:20 AM We always spend Christmas with family...except this year it will be less 'extended'. Thank you for reading and liking, my friend. Hugs // paul

Lindsay Laurie December 8, 2020 at 4:43 PM Hello Paul … let’s hope next year is brighter than this year so we can all fly again. As for US elections, they are very confusing to an outsider - thank you Paul - Lindsay Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 11:11 AM Thank you, Lindsay. I'm placing a bet that fewer people will die of covid, but more will die of vaccines :) Regards // paul

Tom Cunningham December 8, 2020 at 1:18 PM Great limericks Paul. Loved the Bonus too. Hope you're well. Tom Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 11:01 AM Thank you, Tom. So far going strong, my friend. Regards // paul

Jan Allison December 8, 2020 at 12:47 PM oh such fun poems and I love the bonus poem its very clever!!:-) hugs jan xx Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 2:47 AM Thank you, Jan. Usually I miss out on Carolyn's contests cos they fill up too quickly. Warm regards & Hugs from us all. // paul

Vijay Pandit December 8, 2020 at 12:15 PM They are all fun reads--cleverly done, Paul. Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 2:30 AM Glad you enjoyed, Vijay...thank you. // paul

Alexis Y. December 8, 2020 at 12:00 PM Hi Paul, What a great take on the contest. Nice twist at the end of the second limerick. He saves Christmas and so much more. This is a winner in my book. Best wishes in the in the contest. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis Paul Callus December 10, 2020 at 2:23 AM Thank you, Alexis :) We hope that this year Santa will be our super hero! Have a lovely day, my friend. // paul

Silent One December 8, 2020 at 11:32 AM Really loved this .. nice take on it. Paul Callus December 8, 2020 at 11:35 AM Thanks a lot S-1, also for being my first visitor:) Regards // paul