Whatcha Think
Whatcha think, Mr. Caveman:
Should women be allowed to hunt,
and they strap the babies on your back?
Should you be forced to follow feminine wisdom
in the event of a barbarian clan attack?
A woman speaking her mind
is gonna make you go bananas,
monkey grunt insane
Your woman looking down on you
in the jungle tree hierarchy
No self-respecting caveman let such a thing be
Whatcha think, cousin Neanderthal:
That evolving as a species was gonna be easy
It's dark in the back of the cave,
and it's really ignorant
trying to make your woman a slave
Don't be a *****sap ... be in
the front of the progressive line
Treat the woman with deep respect,
and she just might let
you be king of the jungle cave
next big decision time
Whatcha think about that, Mr. Caveman ...
now why are you swinging your club at a gnat?
Copyright © Freddie Robinson Jr. | Year Posted 2017
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