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What You Get For Dyeing Your Own Hair

Back in 1984 when it was not the style, I accidentally dyed my hair navy blue. Walked into the beauty school. They screamed with laughter. This is what you get for dying your own hair. Can you get rid of it? I asked them. They asked why I had let it stay on so long. When I could see in the mirror what it was doing. I did not bother to watch it developing. I am a writer, not a freaking hairdresser. And certainly not a professor of hair dye. They had to shave my head. Also not common for women in 1984. Maybe I was forty years ahead of my time. I got ostracized and ridiculed for that too. By everyone but my husband who was silent. He is no fool. He knew who had access to his toothbrush.

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Date: 7/13/2022 7:23:00 PM
Hmm. Sounds like when 'Wally' gave 'The Beaver' a haircut. The 'Beav' wore a stocking cap for three weeks afterward, or about 8 minutes commercial-free TV time. ~ Hostess Snowballs and Pez Dispensers, Proud Sponsors
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/14/2022 7:29:00 AM
I liked that show so much!
Date: 7/13/2022 5:21:00 PM
Still LOL. Hilarious!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/14/2022 7:29:00 AM
I know right?
Date: 7/13/2022 10:57:00 AM
Absolutely hilarious Caren! True story? In high school, one summer, I tried to add blond streaks to my dark hair! Ended up looking like a redhead! Fortunately my hair grows fast. Love the last line. Your husband is a wise man - obviously why he married you. Many thanks for the belly laugh! Blessings!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/13/2022 4:22:00 PM
Yes for sure absolutely true Sam
Date: 7/13/2022 8:03:00 AM
LOL! True story? We all have stories and husbands who best know when to be silent…or else!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/13/2022 4:22:00 PM
Oh yes Kim - seriously true.

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