What Time Is It

From Melbourne to Sydney is a bloody long drive,
and my ambition’s to get there alive,
that means I must stop and then drift off to sleep,
or I could end up in a bloody great heap.

The Newell is so busy and the headlights ahead,
keep coming and searing into me head,
so at Wagga I pulled into a curb on a street …
my head went down and up came me feet.

Me eyes started closing; me thoughts became blank …
just as the last of my mulling had sank,
there’s a tap on the window. I opened me eyes,
it’s a bloke who is jogging … I realize.

“What time is it mate?” and I answered quite dirty
after checking me watch, “It’s seven thirty.”
Then he jogged away, and when nearly asleep,
there’s one more tap and another damn ‘creep.’

And this buggers the same “What time is it mate?”
Before saying, “Nick off!” I said “Quarter to eight,”
so when he trotted off, in the sand there’s a line,  
I picked up some paper and I wrote a sign.

‘I don’t know what time it is’ … I wrote with a pen,
and stuck it on the window, but once again
there’s a tap on me window, and was I irate,
when this bugger grinned, “Its eight o’clock mate.”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 2/13/2016 6:23:00 PM
I finally saw your answer to me down here. I don't see such replies unless I stumble on them by accident. Thanks for answering my question, Lindsay. You are brilliant at what you do.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/23/2016 8:19:00 PM
Hello Andrea ... I feel that there are many brilliant writers on this site and you are right at the very top - Lindsay
Date: 2/12/2016 6:37:00 AM
Bloody heeelarious, as usual, Lindsay! So, have you heard the old joke about the PAJERO? Wonder what you'll come up with it...Thanks for the smiles! :-))
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Date: 2/12/2016 7:11:00 PM
Thanks again for your support Kim. I don't think I have heard the pajero joke - catch you soon - Lindsay
Date: 2/11/2016 1:04:00 AM
Nice one, Lindsay. Whatever happend to those big dashboard clocks? Regards, Viv
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/12/2016 6:38:00 PM
Do you mean the ones that showed the right time twice a day. What did happen to the ones that showed the right time - thanks Viv - Lindsay
Date: 2/10/2016 5:26:00 PM
Do tell me, are you taking jokes you hear and fashioning them into the poems you write? Because these seem like jokes that you would see on the internet, they are so good. That is so awesome to turn them into rhymes. And if the punch lines are totally your creation, you are bloody genius.
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Date: 2/12/2016 6:25:00 PM
Hi Andrea ... for these humorous poems, many do come from jokes, but only about one in twenty jokes I've heard are suitable for poems. Others come from people muttering misfortunes, and some from clippings in magazines. I'm certainly no genius but do create quite a few of my own and I wish there was a section for joke poetry or punchline poetry.
Date: 2/10/2016 5:24:00 PM
hahahaha. this is SO GOOD
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Date: 2/12/2016 6:14:00 PM
It's easy to imagine the frustration isn't it - thanks Andrea - Lindsay
Date: 2/10/2016 2:09:00 AM
That's hilarious, great write!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/12/2016 6:10:00 PM
Thanks for reading Arthur - catch you - Lindsay
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