What If

What If-- Rabbits and rhinos where the best of friends And wearing cheese upon your head was the latest trend? What If-- Giraffes were red and only three feet tall And you could put them in a stroller and take them to the mall? What If-- You had 17 brothers and they all slept in one big bed And you could eat watermelon while standing on your head? What If-- Your mother said "stop being silly", your getting out of hand But then she played the tuba while marching in the sand? What If-- Up was down and down was up, and there was no in-between And Mrs. Jones next door danced around like a fairy queen? What If-- I went on and on with this kind of crazy stuff And the cat began to scream " Thats just about enough!"? For the "What If " contest...hahaha