What a Revolting Development

What A Revolting Development (Not by Groucho or Karl Marx) Bernie with bent back grudges does carry Decided to become another Revolutionary Always knowing exactly what he meant By this being a revolting development. Hillary's tough questions were a strain Until about brilliant Bernie did complain Just because people prefer my sound advice Was paid handsomely which was very nice. Just how handsome do you have to be When you are in competition with me With talkative staff started to scrimmage One had a professor and grandfather image. All of this did come up with a certain feel That to younger voters would have appeal To make sure and eliminate all of the doubt Made sure young women were not left out. Closer and closer campaign competition became Who would be President receiving glory and fame? But what if your shoddy support were to lack We should go in search of some Super Pack. Bernie went door to door and bell after bell Said, Don't vote for Hillary Dillary in the Dell By my blessed appearance you could have been With me and wrinkled clothes looking like a ruffian. Heard some say I surely look like a Sherlock At home with pipe in mouth which is a crock And in front of home we do have a doormat Saying I have become a stubborn Democrat. What if old Holmes's hat I were to wear? Do you think this would start a new scare? At least mine is much better the Ben's brain Thinks Egyptians in Pyramids store their grain. But when by many who Ben they all adore Are told he dropped out and ain't in race anymore They did discover something about Ted Cruzer Is a bruiser, blunt, big bully and a lalapaluzer. Any dirty tricks, you pick, and Cruz has tried Lied about original country where he did abide And when atmosphere became dull and grim Why would one more Republican vote for him? Cruz has sold his own party down the drain Republican voters for him have much disdain Discovered greener on Democrat side is the clover So if Republican or undecided come right on over. I think Republican Right is know as Tea Party which consists of a huge bunch of malarkey. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran and Poet RiverSea Plantation Bolivia, NC