Werezombies

The way you become a wolf man
Is if a wolf man takes a bite of you.
There’s something in the wolf man gland
That oozes in his drool.

The way that you become zombified
Is in a very similar way.
By zombie slobber you should be horrified,
And there’s nothing more to say.

So the question that I’d like to know,
And it’s keeping me up late.
What if a zombie tried to go
And pick up a wolf man for a date?

What if in the kiss good night
They each swapped a little spit?
She’d be a zombie with a wolf man bite,
And he would now do the zombie bit.

Are they now wolf men who move very slow,
Or just zombies with a lot of hair?
This is something that we need to know,
About this vacant hairy pair.

Don’t stare at them on the back roads and lanes,
Take pity on them won’t you please?
Now they are not only hungry hunting brains,
But they’re infested with a nest of fleas.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 11/2/2011 6:28:00 AM
congratulations on your win with this great poem!!!---Lori
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Date: 11/1/2011 8:06:00 PM
oh, my goodness. this is so good. The last verse hilarious. Congrats on a well deserved win.
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Date: 11/1/2011 5:22:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Matt's "Wolfman Falls In Love" contest Tony. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/31/2011 9:56:00 PM
Congratulations on the win with this fine poem, Tony
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Date: 10/31/2011 1:02:00 PM
Did u say, FLEAS? scratch scratch??? Uh. that is a coffin's nail, Tony!! Great twisted minds write stuff like this....and you are twisted! ha ha. Congrats, friend. Fun stuff and a ghouling Halloween write. Gwendolen
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Date: 10/31/2011 12:51:00 PM
Awesome out-of-the-box stuff. Where everyone's writing this romantic prose about the wolfman falling in love, you're posing deep scientific quagmires, and their potentially ghoulish consequences.
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Date: 10/1/2011 10:13:00 PM
A tale of opposites attracting. Descriptive and delightfully frightening. Fun fictional read, Tony. Very FUN!...I hadn't even heard of Hocking Hills when I wrote Nature Tale poem....I was only 17. Found it in the attic.....wanted to post it for fun. Take Care and have a great weekend. Gwendolen
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Date: 10/1/2011 7:34:00 PM
Yoiur sense of humor takes me to the moon! I can actually see these two just as you describe them. Wonderful Tony, it just gets better!
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Date: 10/1/2011 11:57:00 AM
Enjoyed the scary humor..I hope that I don't run into either or both or a mix..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Sara
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Date: 10/1/2011 10:55:00 AM
saturday night live?? witty, tony; you pulled this one real well! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 10/1/2011 10:36:00 AM
this is really funny thanks
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