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When Waffle sits on Wendy’s knee, Poor Wendy gets covered with pee, Mums chinchilla pet, Leaves Wendy’s lap wet, Poor Wendy gets very angry. Now Wendy detests her mums pet, It ONLY makes Wendy’s lap wet, Poor Wendy is soaking, And she isn’t joking, She wants pet put down by the vet! Thanks to my lovely on line friend 'Wendy' for her tale of Waffles the chinchilla:-) 01/27/21

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Date: 2/4/2021 10:05:00 AM
Very funny! Well done!
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Date: 1/29/2021 2:56:00 PM
Hello Jan … suggest to Wendy to put a nappy on the chinchilla - thank you Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:26:00 AM
good idea Lindsay:-) xx
Date: 1/29/2021 6:39:00 AM
I hope Wendy didn't have the pet put down, maybe ask someone else if they feel like training him or her and take her/him home with them. I would hate to be covered with pee from a pet every time it sat on my lap. A lovely poetic story my friend, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:26:00 AM
the ending is fictional but the pet weeing on her knee is true:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/29/2021 3:46:00 AM
Hi Jan. Enjoyed this limerick. Hope the pet was not put down. Best wishes. Tony
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:25:00 AM
no pets were hurt in the writing of the poem, the ending is fiction but the story is true:-) xx
Date: 1/28/2021 6:16:00 PM
Wendy sure is fussy, isn't she?! lol... Maybe you should enter her in a 'Wet T-Shirt Contest.' How do you think she'd do there?! lol. Another great limerick, Jan. Cheers, Gershon
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:25:00 AM
ha ha ha I dont think she is into that lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/28/2021 12:55:00 PM
i recall a friend's piddly rat too - LOL, had a chuckle here : )
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:24:00 AM
eww, thanks Jack:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/28/2021 12:44:00 PM
Chilling how a child’s affection can turn so quickly on the poor chinchilla lol
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:24:00 AM
thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/28/2021 12:05:00 PM
- Oh... poor Wendy and Waffle ... or Waffle and Wendy :( - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:24:00 AM
thanks Anne-Lise, thankfully the ending is fictional:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/28/2021 11:56:00 AM
ha! your poem is adorable, jan! i wouldn't have even known that picture was a chinchilla...
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:23:00 AM
thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/28/2021 11:08:00 AM
Probably just a randy male chinchilla? (the captcha code is N69 for Neutered 69?) The mind boggles! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:23:00 AM
thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/28/2021 10:48:00 AM
Good ending on this one, jan. I once had guinea pigs. They'd run around our mobile home we had when I was young and left tiny balls of poo that I'd have to clean up!
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:22:00 AM
thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/28/2021 10:48:00 AM
Guess what? the captcha said JAN
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:23:00 AM
LOL Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/27/2021 11:25:00 PM
You always make me laugh. ~~
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:22:00 AM
thanks Victor I do try and make smile with my silly poems:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/27/2021 8:32:00 PM
Lol! Poor Wendy, but sad for waffle...
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Date: 2/1/2021 11:22:00 AM
the ending isn't true lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/27/2021 3:43:00 PM
Lol!Jan, Your friend inspired you to write a humorous write. I enjoyed the read. Have a good evening:-) Alexis
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Date: 1/27/2021 4:27:00 PM
the murder poem and this one have been inspired by on line friends lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/27/2021 3:40:00 PM
Poor Waffles! What will happen to this wonderful whimsical wet pet? So so sad Jan.
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Date: 1/27/2021 4:26:00 PM
I think Waffle is quite old and it only wees on Wendy and not on anyone else, it was poetic licence wanting it to go to the vets lol:-( hugs Jan xx

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