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When Waffle sits on Wendy’s knee,
Poor Wendy gets covered with pee,
Mums chinchilla pet,
Leaves Wendy’s lap wet,
Poor Wendy gets very angry.

Now Wendy detests her mums pet,
It ONLY makes Wendy’s lap wet,
Poor Wendy is soaking,
And she isn’t joking,
She wants pet put down by the vet!

Thanks to my lovely on line friend 'Wendy' for her tale of Waffles the chinchilla:-)

01/27/21

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Jd Maxwell

Date: 2/4/2021 10:05:00 AM

Very funny! Well done!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/29/2021 2:56:00 PM

Hello Jan … suggest to Wendy to put a nappy on the chinchilla - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:26:00 AM

good idea Lindsay:-) xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/29/2021 6:39:00 AM

I hope Wendy didn't have the pet put down, maybe ask someone else if they feel like training him or her and take her/him home with them. I would hate to be covered with pee from a pet every time it sat on my lap. A lovely poetic story my friend, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:26:00 AM

the ending is fictional but the pet weeing on her knee is true:-) hugs Jan xx

Tony Hargreaves

Date: 1/29/2021 3:46:00 AM

Hi Jan. Enjoyed this limerick. Hope the pet was not put down. Best wishes. Tony

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:25:00 AM

no pets were hurt in the writing of the poem, the ending is fiction but the story is true:-) xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/28/2021 6:16:00 PM

Wendy sure is fussy, isn't she?! lol... Maybe you should enter her in a 'Wet T-Shirt Contest.' How do you think she'd do there?! lol. Another great limerick, Jan. Cheers, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:25:00 AM

ha ha ha I dont think she is into that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 1/28/2021 12:55:00 PM

i recall a friend's piddly rat too - LOL, had a chuckle here : )

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:24:00 AM

eww, thanks Jack:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/28/2021 12:44:00 PM

Chilling how a child’s affection can turn so quickly on the poor chinchilla lol

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:24:00 AM

thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/28/2021 12:05:00 PM

- Oh... poor Wendy and Waffle ... or Waffle and Wendy :( - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:24:00 AM

thanks Anne-Lise, thankfully the ending is fictional:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/28/2021 11:56:00 AM

ha! your poem is adorable, jan! i wouldn't have even known that picture was a chinchilla...

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:23:00 AM

thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/28/2021 11:08:00 AM

Probably just a randy male chinchilla? (the captcha code is N69 for Neutered 69?) The mind boggles! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:23:00 AM

thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/28/2021 10:48:00 AM

Good ending on this one, jan. I once had guinea pigs. They'd run around our mobile home we had when I was young and left tiny balls of poo that I'd have to clean up!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:22:00 AM

thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/28/2021 10:48:00 AM

Guess what? the captcha said JAN

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2021 11:23:00 AM

LOL Andrea:-) hugs jan xx