Well, I Declare

Well I declare!
Gawd, did you hear
the minister just
dyed his hair,
a reddish tint
with purple streaks
to match his flowered
untied “sneaks”.
I do declare!
I saw him there
buying thong-style
underwear,
to match the
tightly binding jeans
that held him in
with bulging seams.,
caressing every
part of him
Dear Gawd, it’s
got to be a sin.
Saw him wiggle,
dance and sway
in a most peculiar way.
Purse his lips
now pearly red
flounce his hair,
toss his head.
I fear he’ll lead us
into hell
at the next ringing
of the bell,
but I must follow him
you see
from aisle 6
seat twenty three.
But I declare,
he’s looking fine
and dancing
in A Chorus Line for
He became
a “sistered” brother
played his part
to help another.
Shook the rafters,
wooed the crowd
made the humble
roaring proud.
Said to those
with faces set:
 “I never
should have took
that bet.”

APPLAUSE

CURTAIN CALL

WELL I DECLARE!!!!


John G. Lawless
for Well I Declare!  Poetry contest
sponsor Judy Konos
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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A   Avatar
September 23, 2014 at 10:11 PM
thanks for the reply
A   Avatar
September 18, 2014 at 10:32 AM
Awesome win....Linda
Lawless Avatar
September 18, 2014 at 6:42 PM
Thanks Linda
Nance Avatar
September 16, 2014 at 6:39 PM
Oh this was funny, well i declare this was a winner and proof is your place on the winners list, great job!
Lawless Avatar
September 18, 2014 at 6:42 PM
thanks Casarah, glad you got a chuckle from it.
Johnson Avatar
September 14, 2014 at 5:40 PM
Great writing John and great win Love, Joyce
Lawless Avatar
September 18, 2014 at 6:41 PM
Thanks Joyce for stopping by
Mehta Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 9:22 PM
One may find this anywhere over the world any olden times or the present day. Lovely write with humor and wit. John. congrats
Lawless Avatar
September 14, 2014 at 7:49 AM
Thanks for stopping by to read and comment.
Allison Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 8:01 PM
dropping back with my congrats - was lovely to read this again:-) Hugs jan xxx
A. Sharma Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 11:27 AM
Congrats on ur winning awesome write John! Brilliant take!
Lawless Avatar
September 14, 2014 at 7:45 AM
Thanks, every so often I just have to let the muse on the loose.
Mcintosh Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 11:06 AM
Congratulations. God bless you with love and prayers, Gina
Lawless Avatar
September 14, 2014 at 7:44 AM
Regina, thanks for stopping by, I can use all the love and prayers I can get, but then again, can't we all.
Meier-Hans Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 10:40 AM
Congratulations John. This poem is genius. I can picture every word of it and really makes us smile.
Lawless Avatar
September 14, 2014 at 7:43 AM
Thanks Brenda, glad you enjoyed it.
Konos Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 9:07 AM
Thank You for entering my contest.
Lawless Avatar
September 14, 2014 at 7:42 AM
My pleasure Judy
Lawless Avatar
September 5, 2014 at 8:58 AM
Several of the clergy that I know have stepped out of "character" to become a "character", to become human, to mingle with the masses, to put aside "pomp and ceremony" and become part of the moment.
De La Luna Avatar
September 5, 2014 at 8:53 AM
this made me ha-ha!! applause to you!
Lawless Avatar
September 5, 2014 at 9:01 AM
Glad you enjoyed it, thanks for reading my poetry and commenting, always appreciated.
Allison Avatar
September 5, 2014 at 8:53 AM
... and i wonder what he wears underneath his cassock!! Great humour here hope this does well for you:-) Hugs Jan xx
Lawless Avatar
September 5, 2014 at 9:00 AM
There is a joke about a Scotsman as a similar question....but we don't want to go there....OH...bad pun. Thanks for stopping by.
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