Welcome to Wonderland

We welcome you to Wonderland, there's fun for all the ages. The locals roam in circles when permitted from their cages. Amenities are costly, but they'll make your stay divine. Just don't forget the Golden Rule- "What's yours is also mine." We'll keep you fat and happy with our three square meals a day. We boast 3,000 calories, don't worry what you weigh! And if you find you're in the mood for same-sex inclination, Our showers make the perfect spot for secret fornication. And when you've had your share of fun, retire to your suite. We provide your sheets and blanket all-inclusive as our treat. We hope that you'll extend your stay, we're only here to cater. One visit's simply not enough! Don't fret we'll see you later...