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* Weird Science * With pens he walks Pocket Protectors to protect his chest Taped up glasses on his face Pull his pants down, call him a GEEK a NERD Science -relativity theory and it's light speed from space Experiment this- discover that, is how scientist rant Brainy cats have so many open portals in their minds You talk down to us as if we carry the brains of a bird Do you really think we are all blind, for not caring over the objectives principles of the Heisenberg? You passed each and ever single science fairs in class Feeding your ego collecting dots After school you earned the right when a bully kicked your a$$! A DORK calling your self the Math Magician King Burning and crashing our minds explaining the physics of dying fast Using your Quantum Leap that our universe comes with a destiny string No desire to be wired who needs your further scientific understanding Life comes with a pattern in which we once lived electricity free Ironically your scientific process of defining itself continues to expand Supported by the measurements and masses only you NERDS understand The power points of our so called energy, is pointless to me like our so called gravity. The tale you spin is not of love but a twisted one of insanity God is the only scientific knowledge I want to perceive! All you so called scientist, riding the lightning like Benjamin F. Take the bolt and tie it like a noose around your neck Following your own perception while you feed off the sheep Here you come to emerge to discipline us with your mind of a genius You come and you bash us with NERD brain waves to explain! That this world revolves around the elements and laws of scientific claims Research this- research that- who gives a cr@p we still die at the end While life continues, to grow and manipulate our fate, about the universe Unsolved facts about Einstein, who left his velocity of change for us to comprehend. Instead of trying to rule the world, explain the facts why things keep getting worse? Over exaggerating the excitement of an Ancient Mayan 2012 discovery curse. Bottom line you scientific quacks, the real Celestial body is found on the bottom of my crack. By; P.D. ( LOL, I love Science )

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 12/31/2016 3:46:00 PM
I love science too, PD, but I also like to poetry slam science nerds too. Cool poem, real homespun class at the end, eh. Heh heh heh. You are one mighty fine poetess, w/a pen for a liquid sword. Make 'em cry, then cry again. This is a classic ode to the aquatic life of science nerds. I think they're are transfixed by the call of the blue whale. Love the poem. Happy New Year, dear. Love and best wishes.
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Date: 2/4/2016 11:29:00 PM
awesome, yet so weird. **SKAT**
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Date: 10/23/2013 8:47:00 PM
awesome................... Skat <3
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Date: 10/22/2013 10:27:00 AM
definite quacks and cracks in the whole mixed up language of science. The final outcome is always the same. Even the Mayan's got it wrong.. ha ! Congrats on your win -
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Date: 10/21/2013 9:46:00 PM
Good Win
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Date: 10/18/2013 4:12:00 PM
'Who gives a cr@p we still die at the end'...That pretty much sums up this whole wonderful rant of yours my friend...Love the way the verses get longer and longer as your anger grows...Yep, THEY still die at the end too just like the rest of us dumb asses...Congrats - Tim
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Date: 10/18/2013 10:32:00 AM
Now that's what I call entertainment! Congratul;ations Linda. Straight to favorites!
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Date: 10/18/2013 4:54:00 AM
Congrats on the win in the contest, P.D.
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Date: 10/18/2013 1:52:00 AM
Good afternoon my dearest sis! Can't wait to come, read & comment once again on this outstanding masterpiece of yours. So loving & enjoying it as always and again, many congratulations on your super win & the other recent ones as well. Embracing this write, u & your superb talent as always. I'll just arrived from a 2- day seminar. Hope you're doin well. BIG CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN W/ CHEERS & MORE BIG HUGS to you! lovem4evr, Leonora
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Date: 10/17/2013 11:16:00 PM
Congratulations on your placement in this contest. RAY
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Date: 10/17/2013 10:31:00 PM
PD Congratulations on your win. Thanks much for your very thorough characterization of science, you brought it to life. Enjoyed reading this poem. Thanks much for entering my contest.
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Date: 10/17/2013 5:18:00 PM
yeah,,, me.....xox....me... lol.... AGAIN.... :-) :-) :-) LINDA
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Date: 11/1/2012 2:21:00 PM
hahaha, I am sure I must have seen this one a long time ago!! I just love when you write this way. Very well deserved win, PD. Congrats to you.
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Date: 11/1/2012 3:31:00 AM
You nailed it PD!...They don't know crap!...It's all theories...love your reference to Einstein!...Brings to mind the movie 'Close Encounters'...When the humans finally met the aliens, one observer said, 'Einstein was right'...another observer replied, 'Hell, Einstein was probably one of THEM'
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Date: 10/31/2012 4:42:00 PM
Wonderful piece from an Awesome and weird poetess......Congratulations on your superb win in this contest.......
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Date: 10/31/2012 11:17:00 AM
congrats on a great win PD
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Date: 10/30/2012 2:34:00 PM
CONGRATS PD MY BFF FOR A BOMBASTIC WRITE AND AWESOME WIN LUV .. THIS IS BEYOND GOOD ..IT IS G R E A TTTT.. SEE MY TWO BLOGS TODAY .. HOPE U R WELL AND HAPPY .. BFF FOR ETERNITY ..
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Date: 10/30/2012 1:40:00 PM
Wow!!What a poem you have penned PD.CONGRATS on your win.
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Date: 10/30/2012 11:24:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning poems in the "Good Enough" contest. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 10/30/2012 8:05:00 AM
Big congrats on this one pd xx
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Date: 10/30/2012 7:13:00 AM
Wow! Fascinating one to read my dear sisie! I love it and I love science, too, ;))! MY HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR AWESOME WIN! love/hugs, Leo
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Date: 10/30/2012 6:59:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning poem in SandyIvy's "Good Enough" contest P. D...... Love, Carol A very deserving win my friend.
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Date: 10/29/2012 8:22:00 PM
yeah,,, me.....xox....me... lol....
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Date: 10/29/2012 7:21:00 PM
Nice win Pedee. Glad to have you enter my contest' means much' SandyIvy
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Date: 9/20/2010 11:02:00 PM
hey there pd :) just dropping by to say HI! how you doing??
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