Weather Forecast 2018

WEATHER FORECAST 2018 Good evening ladies and gentlemen! This is your friendly meteorologist at local station lucky 13 on the dial with the upcoming forecast for 2018. On the horizon, we have a grizzly cold front blowing in from DC. Most of the cold stems from the comments aimed at POTUS for his tweets. How he survives this cold shoulder treatment is his remarkable ability to say "shove it" in just a few short sentences. In other parts of the country, a former first lady is still making news splashes by lying out of both sides of her mouth. Will she never learn? Her blatant disregard for military might is deplorable yet she keeps haranguing the defenders of America's freedom. In case you haven't heard, the devil has fled Alabama and is headed back to Georgia. Charlie Daniels has hit Alabama by storm and has 'Old Peck' on the run. He has teamed up with one of America's greatest evangelists, Tony Evans to take America 'by storm'. No pun intended. In other weather news, the fires in California are totally devastating. It has been said that a new drug on the scene has created a 'flaming desire' in the leftover hippie group, most of whom are in their 80s, to burn California to the ground before leaving for Atlanta to finish what Sherman started. The chaos created by this sudden trend to create a heat wave has caused Frosty the Snowman to seek asylum at the North Pole and help Santa's elves make toys for Christmas of 2018. At the rate he is working, he is bound to have a 'meltdown'. Remember, you heard it first on lucky 13. Tell your friends and neighbors about us. It is sure to cause a spark in viewing habits. This is your friendly meteorologist signing off and heading to Wigley's House of Brew for a cold frosty mug. Sayonara! Adios! Caio! Bye Bye! 11 January 2018 For Viv Wigley's contest on Weather Forecast 2018