WEATHER FORECAST 2018

WEATHER FORECAST 2018

Good evening ladies and gentlemen!  This is your friendly meteorologist at local station lucky 13 on the dial with the upcoming forecast for 2018.

On the horizon, we have a grizzly cold front blowing in from DC.  Most of the cold stems from the comments aimed at POTUS for his tweets.  How he survives this cold shoulder treatment is his remarkable ability to say "shove it" in just a few short sentences.

In other parts of the country, a former first lady is still making news splashes by lying out of both sides of her mouth.  Will she never learn?  Her blatant disregard for military might is deplorable yet she keeps haranguing the defenders of America's freedom.

In case you haven't heard, the devil has fled Alabama and is headed back to Georgia.  Charlie Daniels has hit Alabama by storm and has 'Old Peck' on the run.  He has teamed up with one of America's greatest evangelists, Tony Evans to take America 'by storm'.  No pun intended.

In other weather news, the fires in California are totally devastating.  It has been said that a new drug on the scene has created a 'flaming desire' in the leftover hippie group, most of whom are in their 80s, to burn California to the ground before leaving for Atlanta to finish what Sherman started.

The chaos created by this sudden trend to create a heat wave has caused Frosty the Snowman to seek asylum at the North Pole and help Santa's elves make toys for Christmas of 2018.  At the rate he is working, he is bound to have a 'meltdown'.

Remember, you heard it first on lucky 13.  Tell your friends and neighbors about us.  It is sure to cause a spark in viewing habits.

This is your friendly meteorologist signing off and heading to Wigley's House of Brew for a cold frosty mug.

Sayonara!  Adios!  Caio!  Bye Bye!

11 January 2018
For Viv Wigley's contest on Weather Forecast 2018

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Date: 1/31/2018 12:09:00 PM
what a very entertaining poem Curtis it sure had me smiling! congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/31/2018 1:42:00 PM
Thanks, Jan! Good to hear from you. But then, it always is. You are one of my greatest supporters and encouragers. I appreciate you thoughtfulness. You are on my prayer list!!!
Date: 1/31/2018 1:00:00 AM
Congrats on your placement in my contest, Curtis, I kept wanting to read it out loud in the style of 'Wolfman Jack'. great fun. Regards, Viv
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/31/2018 11:35:00 AM
Thanks, Viv! The 'Wolfman' was always one of my favorite DJs. I spent 3 years in San Francisco and became a huge fan of his while I was there on my Air Force assignment. I appreciate my win in your contest. It is an honor to have my work selected for placement. Glad to hear that you enjoyed it.
Date: 1/11/2018 11:03:00 PM
Curtis, enjoyed reading. Good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve ~`*
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/12/2018 12:18:00 PM
Thanks, Eve. I do appreciate your support, friendship, and encouragement. Best wishes for 2018.
Date: 1/11/2018 9:54:00 PM
Very clever and entertaining narrative here, Curtis! I enjoyed it very much! GL in the contest :)
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 1/12/2018 12:25:00 PM
Thank you, Laura. I believe this is the first time I've received a comment from you. I appreciate it and will be reading your work.