We Met Online


              We met online,
        I was drawn to his sexy pic;
      a tall guy leaning against a Harley,
       oh yes, I was smitten.
  We agreed on a coffee date for our first meet,
  I was sitting at my table waiting for Mr. Hunky;
    getting more nervous,
  then, I heard a guy say to me-  hello beautiful !

              I was in shock,
        and lost for words-  wordless;
     for this guy would not be sexy ever,
        in fact, never, ever.
  He said- you look just like your picture-  gulp,
  and I replied, well you don't- where is your Harley;
    and your leather jacket,
  oh, have not had that for twenty years-  he said !

               And the worst part,
        was that when I looked at him;
      I did not see sleek black riding boots,
        there were no tight fitting jeans either.
  in fact, this was a person dressed quite sloppy,
  he looked like he just rolled out of bed in fact;
    and on his feet,
  he was wearing blue fuzzy socks and purple crocs !

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June 9, 2021


Poetry/Free Verse/we met online
Copyright Protected, ID 06-1362-299-09
All Rights Reserved, 2021, Constance La France


Written for the Standard contest, Fuzzy Socks and Crocs
sponsor, Francine Roberts, Judged 07/11/2021
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021


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Date: 6/10/2021 8:59:00 AM
Lol! BW, This is is hilarious! He used and old picture. So misleading, not mention those hideous socks and crocs. It looks like a winner to me. Best wishes in the contest. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis
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Date: 6/10/2021 3:05:00 PM
Alexis, thanks for the comment, so happy my poem came out funny, because as you know sunny is not my forte, but it was such a fun theme, love _Constance
Date: 6/10/2021 3:47:00 AM
Ha ha! Such online cheats! You have done well for the contest, Constance:)
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Constance La France
Date: 6/10/2021 3:06:00 PM
Jo, thanks for the visit and comment, and compliment, love _Constance
Date: 6/10/2021 3:37:00 AM
Love it, Constance! So adorable. A sure winner. God bless you sweet friend. Love, Gina
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Date: 6/10/2021 3:06:00 PM
Gina, thanks so much for the compliment, I hope Francine likes my poem, love _Constance
Date: 6/9/2021 2:06:00 PM
Perfect! Well, I hope you got a dinner on him...and he paid! LOL. LOLagain!
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Date: 6/9/2021 2:46:00 PM
Milt, NO WAY- I would go anywhere with a guy wearing fuzzy socks and crocs, not a true story just for the contest, thanks for visiting, peace _Constance
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