We All Need Golden Pp Cards

Everyone needs a gold psychedelic prejudice card. A PP card to carry that shows whether they are an auto-demi-dog or republi-cat A PP card that says whether they are a liberal or a permissive, a pinko, or a fundamentalist right-wing-bird. This all-knowing PP card could instantly tell us whether their kitchens are red or orange or another color. Without gold PP cards, how do we know who to hate? Sure, we can sort some people out as hate-able right away. White people’s faces blaze forward in a glaring way, so face colors are easy. Freckled people have freckles on their faces or their arms, so if we want to hate them, cards are not necessary. Red-headed people cannot hide their hair all the time. Chevy drivers have that Chevy emblem, so that’s easy. But for some stuff, we truly need a gold PP card –a hate card, so we will know who to hate. I think this card should be implanted under our foreheads, but shiny enough that we can see it, So when we decide to talk to a stranger on a bus or in line at the airport we know WHO we are talking to, so we will know who to hate. Also, our children will meet only the kinds of people we approve of. There are a lot of undesirables out there. They need to be pointed out right away, so we can instill a solid ground of prejudice in them at a young age. I am thinking the PP cards should be implanted at birth. Am I right?