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Wayne the Builder

There once was a builder called Wayne, Who built a new house on a plain, But his wife took fright On their wedding night: He’d forgotten the roof again. *my theory on Stonehenge : )

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Paul Callus

Date: 10/8/2020 9:08:00 AM

Hilarious :) At least he forgot the roof not the foundations!! Regards // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/20/2011 11:00:00 AM

Hmmm, now I see I DID comment on this one before. I wonder if I can find any old ones of yours now that Soup has destroyed that aspect of the site. I'll search for one I have not seen!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/20/2011 10:59:00 AM

What a builder he was!! great side note too. You are a good limerick-er!!!

John Freeman

Date: 7/22/2011 9:26:00 AM

Jack, Quite an interesting deduction. Congratulations on your accomplished endeavor. Agape, Moses

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/22/2011 5:44:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in Carolyn Devonshire's "Unsolved Mysteries" contest Jack. Love, Carol

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 7/21/2011 7:23:00 PM

great way to tackle a mystery, Jack! Congrats to you

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/21/2011 5:02:00 PM

Congrats Jack on an excellent win luv with this Limerick entry so cool and unique.. enjoy another sweet victory with luv...

Joyce Johnson

Date: 7/21/2011 4:18:00 PM

Congratulations Jack on your mystery win. Love, Joyce

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/21/2011 3:33:00 PM

oh, I remember this one!! Congrats on the winner circle, my friend!

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/21/2011 3:03:00 PM

My congratulations on this win in the contest of Carolyn, jack

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 7/21/2011 2:22:00 PM

Finally we know how Stonehenge was created. Too bad the wife threw Wayne out of the house or he might have built the roof too! LOL Congratulations on your win in the mystery contest. Love, Carolyn

James Fraser

Date: 7/12/2011 3:15:00 PM

Fine theory on Stonehenge Jack. I have to admit, the value of the Limericks posted on the Soup over the past few months have been tremendous. It's fascinating to read the other Souper's humour, and I so like this one :)

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/7/2011 9:07:00 AM

I can always count on your funny writes Jack, to make me laugh aloud, thank you :) your footnote at the end did it for me :D - love your theory! You just might be right :D

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2011 10:27:00 PM

Jack, this is a very clever one for the final line,which really needs to be funny in a limerick. And this sure has a great little punch line (enjoyed your note on Sonehenge too)

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/6/2011 9:07:00 AM

meters way off line 5 you are starting with a STRESSED word/HE'D to be in either limerick meter you must start with an unstressed word like you did in lines 1 & 2...just remember in my contest the alliterative form can be as little as 2 or 3 lines, the ABC one is easier if you do the alternative form as Carolyn Devonshire did or in my old blog, and the acrostic could be Soon To Open Please, 3 easiest forms we have?

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/5/2011 12:49:00 PM

humor at its finest, jack.. amazing! :) huggs, nette

James Foulk

Date: 7/5/2011 8:34:00 AM

very clever, very creative. thank you for commenting on Bobby Jo Gets a Dog. No i made it up, i have written other ones about her, check back to 2007 and 2008.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/4/2011 3:11:00 PM

haha oh what a dilemma indeed Jack.. poor thing all excited and no roof to hide in secret rendezvous..haha.. it happens..luv..

Joyce Johnson

Date: 7/4/2011 3:04:00 PM

Interesting solution to the mystery. About the Green River Killer. Yes it is true. It happened around the Seattle areas of the river. They have found a 49th victim just recently. He is serving multiple life sentences but they still have him to quesiton when they find another victim. The thing is he is just an ordinary looking man. Joyce

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/4/2011 2:55:00 PM

Good one..Enjoyed the humor...Thanks for stopping by..This one should be in the winners' circle for sure..Maybe someday we will know then again someday it may not be important..Sara

Judy Ball

Date: 7/4/2011 2:26:00 PM

This is too cute my friend. Loved it. God Bless, JB