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I have mailed all the poets on my list telling them I have used their name and I will remove any anagrams they are not happy with

Well guys I’m going to tell you a secret You don’t really know me I have not been honest I am not who I say I am Yesterday I discovered the real me… I’m a ninja – yes honestly I’m a ninja I have proof from www.anagrammer.com Ninja Salol …………………….…..Jan Allison So I thought I’d have fun with a few names here Hope no one is offended.. but they are quite amusing! Casual Pull …………………...... …… Paul Callus Diarrhetic Ande ….…………….Andrea Dietrich Archaean Cans …………… …….Casarah Nance Ard Man ………………………….......……. Armand Hmm is Tit ……………………....…….Tim Smith Savour Hart ……………………...…. Arthur Vaso ill can Jokes ……………………....….Jack Ellison Hencoop **** ………….….….…..Shane Cooper Horny Rash Ram ……….………Harry Horsman Lycra Nim ………………….…......……. Lyric Man Go Mercurial Ire …………….….Maurice Rigoler Peer over………………………......….….Eve Roper Ramshackle Cure……………. Earl Schumacker Salutes Sir…………………………....….Lei Strauss Mercy Tis So ………….……....………Mystic Rose Can Hear Microchip………Charmaine Chircop Upgrade Gent…………………….….Peter Duggan Warrants Done……………..….. Darren Watson Sit Leprechaun................... Paul Schneiter 9th February 2015

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Date: 5/8/2015 10:14:00 AM

I couldn't stop laughing. very well put together

Jan Allison
Date: 5/8/2015 10:29:00 AM

Thanks so much:-) Hugs jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 2/20/2015 5:40:00 AM

You had me chuckling with this clever concept using poets names, nice one girl, hugs, James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/22/2015 6:42:00 PM

If you have a middle name too James it may give me more scope lol:-) Andrew springs to mind but I am probably dreaming it:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser
Date: 2/20/2015 9:40:00 AM

That's because I'm not sensible! ;-) - hugs, James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 8:19:00 AM

I did try your names James but nothing sensible came up:-( Hugs Jan xxx

Lei Strauss

Date: 2/17/2015 6:37:00 AM

HAHHAHAHAHHAH!!! Love this one!

Lei Strauss
Date: 2/17/2015 6:42:00 AM

Well I'm not offended coz it's a little bit real. My students do call me Sir and I think I'm used to it :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 6:40:00 AM

Am so pleased you enjoyed it Lei - I salute you Sir! Hugs jan xxx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 2/11/2015 9:23:00 PM

Oh, Ninja, these are fun! I love Harry's and poor Andrea...LOL...too cute! Hugs, Rhonda

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2015 3:55:00 PM

Thanks Rhonda - think I could have fun with your name lol - I sure had fun with poem lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 2/10/2015 3:49:00 PM

wahahaha : )Lol! Once Tim Ryerson ve written a limerick and called my surname cheer cup,Your micro chip is just as good : )..But hey did you know some pronounce my name Chairman: ) : )...So imagine micro chip charmain : ).To my fvs..So many interesting ones ,especially of Tim and Harry ,haha : )

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 4:00:00 PM

I did have fun writing this Charmaine - it took over an hour to look through the anagrams and find ones that made sense - i too loved Tim's and especially Harry's:-) hugs Ninja xx

Paul Callus

Date: 2/10/2015 2:39:00 PM

Dear Ninja....hope nobody takes it too seriously; enjoying the fun. I can also write my name backwards:) Hugs // sullac luap

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 2:49:00 PM

ooh love it Paul:-) wonder will it catch on! Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus
Date: 2/10/2015 2:48:00 PM

Found a good name to adopt when I need to write anonymously: LULU PASCAL :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 2:48:00 PM

oh what an idea - I am Naj Nosilla - its cute lol Doubt it will catch on on the site ... then again ... lol:-) Hugs Ninja Naj xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Date: 2/10/2015 11:22:00 AM

Liked most Can Hear Microchip………Charmaine Chircop. Hey Charm...Alas Jinn Lo...>>>A Tartar Bray Hijack Tank

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 11:41:00 AM

lol Rajat - thanks for the lovely comment and anagram - it is great fun - i am happy to be a little ninja:-) hugs jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 2/10/2015 8:36:00 AM

Awww I didn't make the list *lol*. This is so much fun!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 8:38:00 AM

I did try with your name Richard! I will have another go and mail you if I can find a good one:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter

Date: 2/10/2015 7:50:00 AM

Jan, this is outrageous fun. Consequently, I'm considering changing my name to the regal-sounding Sit Leprechaun (perhaps with "Sir" in front of it). Thank you!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 7:54:00 AM

Ha ha Ha and i will be a Ninja to your leprechaun - thank you for taking it all in good humour - I was delighted to discover Harry had written a poem 3 years ago using the anagram I found:-) It took me over an hour to research and write the poem so I am glad it has been well received:-) Hugs Ninja xxx

Joseph May

Date: 2/9/2015 10:39:00 PM

I like the one for Mystic Rose...nicely done Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 3:45:00 AM

I anagram maker is such good fun - I am so glad people took it in good humour:-) You could be 'hypo James' or 'he maps joy' Hugs Ninja xxx

Earl Schumacker

Date: 2/9/2015 9:19:00 PM

Hi Ninja Jan, Very clever. I'm fine with this. it is good to be some kind of cure... Thanks!.. I'm going to Costa Rica in the morning so I don't know if I will have access to the internet since I'm going into the jungles there. Panthers don't have pens to lend. They don't have electricity and I'm sure they don't carry matches. (no pockets.) Take care. Earl

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 3:41:00 AM

Take care my friend and remember to take some medication with you in case you need a 'ramshackle cure':-) Hugs Ninja xxxx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/9/2015 8:35:00 PM

Now this is brilliantly funny, loved this, thank you so much for brightening our day! We really appreciate it!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2015 3:39:00 AM

Thanks so much Arthur - I am glad my humour has been taken well by the lovely people on here:-) Hugs Ninja Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/9/2015 6:53:00 PM

SH-- I got the worst one. hahahaha Anagrams are SO funny, Jan. Cute post.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 6:58:00 PM

Andrea I love yours, Tim's and particularly Harry's which I found out he used in a poem 3 years ago:-) (phew) hugs and thanks for being a great sport:-) little ninja xxxx

David Meade

Date: 2/9/2015 6:04:00 PM

This is awesome . . . my favorite is Earl's

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 6:10:00 PM

I have tried to mail Earl - hope he approves - his is great one - my favourite for you is evaded maid :-) lol hugs Ninja:-) xxx

Etienne Lariviere

Date: 2/9/2015 4:51:00 PM

I was teasing you cher, this is so funny and charming!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 5:00:00 PM

I will try and see if I can come up with something for you my friend it is so kind of you to come back and comment:-) hugs sad little ninja:-(

Eve Roper

Date: 2/9/2015 4:44:00 PM

Very funny my Ninga friend, I love it!!! I like Tim's , Hmm is tit!!! hahaha... Blessings dear sweet friend just to know you used my name lets me know your a friend. Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 4:49:00 PM

I am glad you approved Eve - will engage brain in future - no excuse I had bad news today - guess i was thinking of making me happy not thinking of offending others:-(

Etienne Lariviere

Date: 2/9/2015 4:39:00 PM

Je suis triste!!! I am sad!! Where am I´!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 4:48:00 PM

I can only apologise Etienne - I am sad too - I tried to cause amusement and it had back fired on me:-( hugs a sad little Ninja :-( :-( xxx If I can find a suitable one to post I will soup mail it to you for your approval:-) maybe not just now i am a little emotional sorry:-( hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 2/9/2015 3:43:00 PM

Very funny Ninja...but I think Jacks could be Lil can jokes ....hugs hmm

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/9/2015 3:51:00 PM

Really like yours Tim... "Hmm is tit"!!! A riot!!! Maybe you should get on the bandwagon after "Lil can jokes"! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 3:48:00 PM

hi Hmm - many of the anagrams had so many variations i just chose the ones i found the most humourous to me:-) Hugs Ninja xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 2/9/2015 3:37:00 PM

HAAAAA! A hoot, dear Jan! If anyone is offended they need to lighten up! My guess is NO ONE will be offended... FUN!!! Loving hugs, Brother Jack xoxox

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 3:54:00 PM

do you want to be lil can jokes or ill can jokes Jack - you decide:-) Hugs Ninja xxxx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 3:46:00 PM

I have mailed everyone Jack just in case:-) I guess some may be upset they didn't get on the list lol - Hugs Ninja xxxx

Kp Nunez

Date: 2/9/2015 3:23:00 PM

LOL! awesome Ninja Salol...awesome new names... more awed smiles from the land of thousand isles...Kim :D

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 3:24:00 PM

Thanks Kim - guess I could have fun with your name too lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 2/9/2015 2:51:00 PM

Hahaha Oh man. I am a bit jealous of Arthur's! And poor Harry, I hope he doesn't go for that change! This was fun Jan er uh Ninja

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 5:01:00 PM

Harry had actually used his anagram in a contest entry 3 years ago:-) phew:-) his made me smile more than any:-) hugs little ninja:-) xx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 3:11:00 PM

I think Harry's is my favourite - I will mail people if they are offended I will remove their name from my list:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Shane Cooper

Date: 2/9/2015 2:34:00 PM

Jan you are like a breathe of fresh air, I think though from now on we should nick name you little Ninja. Tit for Tat my sweet. love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 2:40:00 PM

LOL :-) Hugs little Ninja xx

Shane Cooper

Date: 2/9/2015 2:00:00 PM

Jan you are worth your weight in gold. At least I am only a Hencope arse. I feel sorry for Harry. You bring Sunshine into our lives little Ninja. Bless your heart. love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 2:25:00 PM

I had fun with this Shane I hope no one is offended - I needed to smile and I hope it makes others smile too:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/9/2015 1:55:00 PM

- Dear Ninja Salol .............. :)))))))))))))

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2015 2:24:00 PM

I didn't try your name Anne lise.... but you just came out as 'Inane learnedness' lol hugs Jan xxxx