Vote For Me

Yall have always known me, been right there by your side, And thats exactly why...You should VOTE FOR ME. You all shop at the same stores as me, I've seen you in the line And again, at the same places we go to eat...there's nothing to decide. You should VOTE FOR ME and you know why! We know what we want for our own country & know what it needs*VOTEFORME* So we're campaigning on every road & street, because we believe: it's time for our nation to be the way it's supposed to be, and we're not gonna make the same mistakes like those before me. I promise to give the poor money, and lower your tax Everyone will have a J-O-B, credits cards, loans & cash A brand new house with a lawn so green, and a car so fast Cheap, reliable & free engergy, and students can have shorter class I'll make you wealthy, Make you healthy, Feed the hungry, Save the country, I'll give you land, Shake your hand, Govern Millions, Love your childrens, I'll stop the war, Make prices lower, Go to church, Build Heaven on Earth, No foreign firms, Domestic first, We are the best, They are the worst. So please go stand in line, make a sign Come & reach, hear my speech. Let your pockets do the talking One donation and the world is changing, two or three, then we can beat them Send your checks, send your cash, or they'll turn our country into trash, put signs on your grass and wave your flags, hurry and VOTE FOR ME, time is running out fast, We love Amalgmia, we're the best it has. I promise if you vote for me, I'll take time every week, to visit you, where ever you may be, to help everyone in the country! I'll paint your house, Graze your cows, Thresh your wheat, Shear your sheep, Raise your barns, Rake your yards, Get your cat out of a tree, VOTE FOR ME. I'll open doors, Sing background on tours, Kick your mules, Drive car-pool, Do the chores, Sand the floor, Pick the kids up after school, I'll make us free of our countries past guilts and crimes. We'll achieve diplomacy without compromise I believe in government transparency at no risk to national security. I believe in freedom of expression and maintaining conservative responsibilty. And the rights of all the people protected by consensus and constitutionality I would only wage a defensive war on enemies in the name of humanity and stability dont you worry, you can trust me, yall know me; I'm honest, openly, completely and totally I'm the last and only hope for our country, so please VOTE FOR ME.