Vladimir Stole Santa's Reindeer

There's been a breaking news report about Santa's reindeer. While flying over Russia, they were lassoed by vile Vladimir! "I'm determined to ruin Christmas for everyone this year. Too many smiling faces in the world," he said with a sneer. An envelope arrived at the Kremlin. Postage was first class. And a note scribbled from a poet's hand, that was rather crass. It read, Here's a gift for you. I found it in a pile on my grass. I hope it reminds you of the poop that plopped from your ass. Putin was enraged! Someone took a photo of his snarling jeer. When it was shown on the news, the world let out a cheer! He's going to take revenge, and wants everyone to live in fear but I think there's a hero who's going to take down Vladimir. The one who'll save Christmas is a jolly man in a red suit. Usually he's kind to others, but not to one of such ill repute. He'll get back all eight reindeer and his sleigh filled with loot and tie up old Valdimir, that obnoxious murderous brute! Santa wasn't injured when putrid Putin captured the reindeer. Laying a finger beside his nose, he got himself into first gear. "I'll nuke him," Santa said, "Blast his butt out the hemisphere! Then deliver toys to girls and boys. Fly home and have a beer."
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Sambourne Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 9:18 PM
Once again, Jenna, you capture the dictator's larceny in a delightful poem of Christmas fancy. Now if only Santa, reindeer or avenger could blast the brutal tyrant into submission for eternity. Ukraine + the world would value such a Christmas present. Best wishes, Brian
Mcconnell Avatar
December 5, 2022 at 11:14 AM
Great pen Jenna, with good rhyme and flow with nice imagery too. Blessings,Gordon
Gentile Avatar
December 5, 2022 at 5:07 AM
Super here Santa! This would be an interesting cartoon!! Happy Monday Jenna xxoo
Logan Avatar
December 5, 2022 at 5:10 AM
Lol Mike. I’m laughing while imagining Santa in red tights and a fur lined cape! Thanks and Happy Monday to you, too
Boles Avatar
December 4, 2022 at 11:43 AM
A thunderous APPLAUSE for you Jenna! You're a witty, funny and brave justice advocating spirit...ab
Logan Avatar
December 5, 2022 at 4:49 AM
Thank you Anselmo. I bow to your applause.
Cunningham Avatar
December 4, 2022 at 10:59 AM
Absolutely brilliant Jenna, a fave for me, one thing for sure, we're winning the propaganda war against that evil piece of scum. Tom PS. Soup mail.
Logan Avatar
December 5, 2022 at 4:48 AM
The only weapon we can use against him is our words. Thanks for your kind support and your mail, Tom.
Hankins Avatar
December 4, 2022 at 8:54 AM
Oh, another delightful poke at the *** in the Kremlin! This is marvelous writing, Jenna, and I particularly liked it in monorhyme! I see such amazing growth in your skills over the past six months. You are to be commended, girl!
Logan Avatar
December 4, 2022 at 9:28 AM
Thank you so very sincerely for your commendation, Milt. I value it very much.
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