Virgil - Slightly Bawdy

Virgil the virgin was eagerly urging his girlfriend to make him a man Had nowhere private to go get excited so he bought an old caravan The seller in Dover said it’s been checked over it’s actually ready to take He took his word for it as soon as he saw it so he didn’t check the handbrake Parked up on a hill, played safe, took a pill He’s sure she’ll succumb to his begs But he wasn’t able to make the van stable He forgot to wind down the legs But soon getting fruity with his little cutie The van was rock rocking all day She cried out for more then they fell to the floor And the van began rolling away Sped up as it rolled down a hill that was holed And each pothole made his girl Yelp She clearly approved and cried out ‘The earth moved Those little blue pills really help’ But at the cliff top the van didn’t stop And she snuggled into him sighing He gave her a kiss and said ‘I’ll tell you this Baby I feel like I’m flying’