Richard Lamoureux Poet Quatrain

Venus Fly Trap

Imagine my surprise
she was from outer space
I never would have known
by looking at her face

She had that Rocket Body
with those oh so perfect curves
Her voice was mighty sweet
and she had exquisite toes

I wanted to make her happy
by listening to her needs
She said "come to my garden,
wont you plant those earthly seeds?

When she started to undress
all I could say was ooh la la
My friends said I'd be lucky
to become her kid’s pa pa

My zipper it was broken
In her hand it began to freeze
I really wanted to escape
but she had me on my knees

It’s true she had set her trap
my broke fly was just desert
Yes if she had opened it
I’m convinced it would have hurt

It seems my human nectar 
would keep her skin elastic
As I gazed upon her face
I watched it crack like plastic

So I ran away screaming
from this ancient alien surprise 
Thankfully I wasn’t crushed
With those lucious Venus thighs



For Anthony Slauzen's  Ancient Alien Contest

Written January 6, 2018

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Vladislav Raven October 27, 2018 at 9:26 AM Hi Richard, such an excellent write from your pen. As I love, your fun is in there within the words. I do love your humour. I always love your creativity Richard. This one is a little gem. I love the content. I have laughed this excellent write into my faves. Have a wonderful Saturday. Your friend always....Mike.

Casarah Nance July 10, 2018 at 2:42 PM haha ... such a amuzing story, fun to read and quirkyness that makes the reader keep reading. so glad you were never alien enjoyment... :) hugs x

Susan Ashley January 25, 2018 at 5:33 PM Lol! An amusing, creative and entertaining write, Richard. Excellent and enjoyed! Best wishes for a win.. ~Susan

Old Buck January 23, 2018 at 10:14 AM Richard: Very entertaining work. Thank you for sharing with all of us on the soup. oldbuck

Tom Cunningham January 22, 2018 at 3:32 AM The truth was certainly out there !. Best of luck in the contest Richard Regards Tom.

Darlene De Beaulieu January 21, 2018 at 2:26 PM Oh.. what an imagination, I love this poem. you have a good imaginationto write this poem. Have a nice day my friend.

Mike Gentile January 18, 2018 at 5:04 PM So this is hilarious, Richard and I bet you will place high, Good Luck, Great poem!! Richard Lamoureux January 18, 2018 at 6:30 PM Thanks Mike, it was fun writing this silly piece.

Keith O.J. Hunt January 14, 2018 at 10:01 PM A lot of good fun here Richard, I had many a chuckle reading. Good luck in the contest, which will have a say I'm sure for top spot:-) Richard Lamoureux January 15, 2018 at 8:41 AM Thanks for the visit Keith.

Jan Allison January 13, 2018 at 5:16 PM Absolutely hilarious Richard i can't stop giggling! I had a venus fly trap and hubby fed it some corned beef and it died - have never had the heart to replace it but am tempted after reading your witty words:-) hugs Jan xx Richard Lamoureux January 15, 2018 at 9:22 AM That was the result I was hoping for. Thanks Jan.

Carole Duet January 10, 2018 at 6:34 PM LOLOLOL....hilarious and fantastical. Loved it. A fav for me for sure, Richard. And, good luck in the contest though I'm sure you don't need it. Carole Richard Lamoureux January 11, 2018 at 9:13 AM I hope you are right Carole, hugs Rick.

Anna Hopper January 10, 2018 at 3:27 PM Creative and funny. I had the whole thing pictured until you said Venus thighs and now all I can think about is a women’s razor commercial Richard Lamoureux January 11, 2018 at 9:12 AM Ha ha, I have a friend that got his wife those razors as a valentine gift. He might as well have called her a hairy beast. Not the most romantic of gifts.

Cheryl Hoffman January 9, 2018 at 8:02 PM Lol, very humorous Richard! Good luck in the contest!~Che :) Richard Lamoureux January 10, 2018 at 8:38 AM Thanks Cheryl.

James Horn January 7, 2018 at 7:44 PM You should have seen what I saw; Looked just like my mother in law; Had been devoted; Body badly bloated; She called me a turkey in the straw.

James Horn January 7, 2018 at 7:34 PM She sure seems to have so many nerves; Walking, sacheting with those swerves; Deadly could tell; Rang my bell; Eyes compromised with all her curves.

Mama Bear January 7, 2018 at 3:36 PM Mama always said keep the zipper shut no fly trap should be able to get in LOL cute and amusing good luck in the contest Love Mom Richard Lamoureux January 8, 2018 at 8:51 AM Thanks mom. Love Rick.

Anne-Lise Andresen January 7, 2018 at 3:10 PM - So funny, Richard :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Richard Lamoureux January 8, 2018 at 8:52 AM Thanks and a big hug back.

Carol B. January 7, 2018 at 1:54 PM Lol this is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh :) I really enjoyed this piece. A fav. Richard Lamoureux January 8, 2018 at 9:05 AM My pleasure Carol. Richard Lamoureux January 8, 2018 at 8:55 AM Thanks Carol.

Eileen Manassian January 7, 2018 at 1:15 PM Well....oh la la. Good one. Glad you got away! Richard Lamoureux January 8, 2018 at 8:56 AM :0) Ha,ha.

Alexis Y. January 7, 2018 at 12:01 PM Lol! Richard, I enjoyed your "alien" tale from the beginning until the end. I found it to be so funny and entertaining. I could just picture the whole scene. In my eyes you are a winner. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Richard Lamoureux January 8, 2018 at 9:01 AM Great comment. Thanks Alexis.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 7, 2018 at 10:51 AM LOL! Giggles inducing fantastic write! My best to you :) xomo! Richard Lamoureux January 7, 2018 at 11:40 AM Thanks Maureen.:0)

John Lawless January 7, 2018 at 9:13 AM sounds like she was a real Cougar in sheeps clothing..... Richard Lamoureux January 7, 2018 at 10:04 AM In this case she was sans clothing. Thanks for the visit John.

Scott Thirtyseven January 7, 2018 at 6:26 AM What a great read. Laugh out loud stuff. Richard Lamoureux January 7, 2018 at 7:45 AM Thanks Scott.

Peter Walsh January 7, 2018 at 5:45 AM A scream! In every way Rich...lol Richard Lamoureux January 7, 2018 at 7:53 AM Thanks Peter.

Demetrios Trifiatis January 7, 2018 at 5:05 AM Delightfully hilarious my dear friend, Richard! Enjoyed it! Richard Lamoureux January 7, 2018 at 7:58 AM Thanks Demetrios.

Silent One January 7, 2018 at 4:09 AM Hahaha! Crazy but good.... Richard Lamoureux January 7, 2018 at 8:07 AM Thanks Silent.

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