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Venus Fly Trap

Imagine my surprise she was from outer space I never would have known by looking at her face She had that Rocket Body with those oh so perfect curves Her voice was mighty sweet and she had exquisite toes I wanted to make her happy by listening to her needs She said "come to my garden, wont you plant those earthly seeds? When she started to undress all I could say was ooh la la My friends said I'd be lucky to become her kid’s pa pa My zipper it was broken In her hand it began to freeze I really wanted to escape but she had me on my knees It’s true she had set her trap my broke fly was just desert Yes if she had opened it I’m convinced it would have hurt It seems my human nectar would keep her skin elastic As I gazed upon her face I watched it crack like plastic So I ran away screaming from this ancient alien surprise Thankfully I wasn’t crushed With those lucious Venus thighs For Anthony Slauzen's Ancient Alien Contest Written January 6, 2018

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Vladislav Raven

Date: 10/27/2018 9:26:00 AM

Hi Richard, such an excellent write from your pen. As I love, your fun is in there within the words. I do love your humour. I always love your creativity Richard. This one is a little gem. I love the content. I have laughed this excellent write into my faves. Have a wonderful Saturday. Your friend always....Mike.

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/10/2018 2:42:00 PM

haha ... such a amuzing story, fun to read and quirkyness that makes the reader keep reading. so glad you were never alien enjoyment... :) hugs x

Susan Ashley

Date: 1/25/2018 5:33:00 PM

Lol! An amusing, creative and entertaining write, Richard. Excellent and enjoyed! Best wishes for a win.. ~Susan

Old Buck

Date: 1/23/2018 10:14:00 AM

Richard: Very entertaining work. Thank you for sharing with all of us on the soup. oldbuck

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/22/2018 3:32:00 AM

The truth was certainly out there !. Best of luck in the contest Richard Regards Tom.

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 1/21/2018 2:26:00 PM

Oh.. what an imagination, I love this poem. you have a good imaginationto write this poem. Have a nice day my friend.

Mike Gentile

Date: 1/18/2018 5:04:00 PM

So this is hilarious, Richard and I bet you will place high, Good Luck, Great poem!!

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/18/2018 6:30:00 PM

Thanks Mike, it was fun writing this silly piece.

Keith O.J. Hunt

Date: 1/14/2018 10:01:00 PM

A lot of good fun here Richard, I had many a chuckle reading. Good luck in the contest, which will have a say I'm sure for top spot:-)

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/15/2018 8:41:00 AM

Thanks for the visit Keith.

Jan Allison

Date: 1/13/2018 5:16:00 PM

Absolutely hilarious Richard i can't stop giggling! I had a venus fly trap and hubby fed it some corned beef and it died - have never had the heart to replace it but am tempted after reading your witty words:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/15/2018 9:22:00 AM

That was the result I was hoping for. Thanks Jan.

Carole Duet

Date: 1/10/2018 6:34:00 PM

LOLOLOL....hilarious and fantastical. Loved it. A fav for me for sure, Richard. And, good luck in the contest though I'm sure you don't need it. Carole

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/11/2018 9:13:00 AM

I hope you are right Carole, hugs Rick.

Anna Hopper

Date: 1/10/2018 3:27:00 PM

Creative and funny. I had the whole thing pictured until you said Venus thighs and now all I can think about is a women’s razor commercial

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/11/2018 9:12:00 AM

Ha ha, I have a friend that got his wife those razors as a valentine gift. He might as well have called her a hairy beast. Not the most romantic of gifts.

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 1/9/2018 8:02:00 PM

Lol, very humorous Richard! Good luck in the contest!~Che :)

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/10/2018 8:38:00 AM

Thanks Cheryl.

James Horn

Date: 1/7/2018 7:44:00 PM

You should have seen what I saw; Looked just like my mother in law; Had been devoted; Body badly bloated; She called me a turkey in the straw.

James Horn

Date: 1/7/2018 7:34:00 PM

She sure seems to have so many nerves; Walking, sacheting with those swerves; Deadly could tell; Rang my bell; Eyes compromised with all her curves.

Mama Bear

Date: 1/7/2018 3:36:00 PM

Mama always said keep the zipper shut no fly trap should be able to get in LOL cute and amusing good luck in the contest Love Mom

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/8/2018 8:51:00 AM

Thanks mom. Love Rick.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/7/2018 3:10:00 PM

- So funny, Richard :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/8/2018 8:52:00 AM

Thanks and a big hug back.

Carol B.

Date: 1/7/2018 1:54:00 PM

Lol this is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh :) I really enjoyed this piece. A fav.

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/8/2018 9:05:00 AM

My pleasure Carol.

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/8/2018 8:55:00 AM

Thanks Carol.

Eileen Manassian

Date: 1/7/2018 1:15:00 PM

Well....oh la la. Good one. Glad you got away!

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/8/2018 8:56:00 AM

:0) Ha,ha.

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/7/2018 12:01:00 PM

Lol! Richard, I enjoyed your "alien" tale from the beginning until the end. I found it to be so funny and entertaining. I could just picture the whole scene. In my eyes you are a winner. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Richard Lamoureux
Date: 1/8/2018 9:01:00 AM

Great comment. Thanks Alexis.