Vary Who Will Carry and More
Vary Who Will Carry
When weight around you want someone to carry,
They will vary who up with must have to marry;
So scurry,
In hurray;
Searched and found no one which was very scary.
Jim Horn
Trump Who Had Hounded the Fox
Trump has had to keep hounding the fox;
When by are electrified he really shocks;
When in deep doubt,
His time did run out;
Small hands had hard time winding clocks.
(Were also hard to see and tell time with.)
Jim Horn
If with Trump we had to hold hands,
And did discover all of his demands;
Had demanded,
Under-handed;
Find small hands lost in the stands.
Jim Horn
Horn Cereal Series of Haiku
having initial, serial affects.
Ate no collusion;
Determined a delusion,
So changed cereals.
Jim Horn
Trump Great At Being A Grunge
Trump greatly likes becoming big grunge;
Election ballots and effort try to expunge;
Belly huge;
Fat deluge;
Deep into debt see us lunge and plunge.
Jim Horn
Time To Die Or To Travel
Mysteries of life must learn how to unravel;
If hurting knees what is best way to travel;
Nibbly knees knocking;
Sure was shocking;
Hit each one hard when you have a gavel.
Jim Horn
Cooperating andr Regulating Copulating
When you were cooperating and regulating,
And what if both parties we stated sedating;
A witness immaterial;
Stopped eating cereal;
Even did gain great control over copulating.
Jim Horn
Continued To Be Construing
Wonder how each other should be construing;
When contact and contack kept up renewing;
Here a kiss,
We did miss;
Were upset and both needed more ungluing.
Jim Horn
By some guy a girl was called a soul mate,
And has been severely criticized as of late;
Friendly only being,
We were all seeing;
May end up being beginning of a new trait.
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2018
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