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Vain Old Man Blues

A foot-long-strand-of-hair is one of my fears So I sharpen and oil up my trimming shears Ev'ry organ that senses Gets pruned to the fences Ain't no bird gonna' nest in THIS old man's ears....

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 11/8/2009 5:20:00 PM
To funny, They do seem to sprout..some on womens chins..smile BG
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Date: 10/23/2009 3:50:00 PM
This is a very humorous choka, Ilovethe imagery and flow of the read.I thank you for sharing :-) God Bless, Always, Adell
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Date: 10/21/2009 7:09:00 PM
lol. Very cute poem. Thanks, Kim
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Date: 10/21/2009 7:04:00 AM
Humor is the best medicine. Thank you for my dose today Tim I am feeling so much better. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/20/2009 6:09:00 PM
Hahahaha! Boy, did I need that! Ahhh, you've made a hard day at work worthwhile with this LOL limerick! Hugs, Donna
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Date: 10/20/2009 5:56:00 PM
You keep me laughing!! (I cut my hubby's hair sometimes,.....and while I'm at it I see what else needs pruning!! :)
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