Uss Linda

The Seven Seas of Rhye A mythical destination for all those that do wrong. This write sang to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, Hurrah, Hurrah USS Linda She sails the high seas of the soup HURRAH, HURRAH Searching for a poetry scoop O YEAH, O YEAH Her eyes are keen, for she has been A long time here, a poetry queen She sails the, HIGH SEAS, of this poetry soup The sailors standing on their decks OUR DECKS, OUR DECKS With kind words she will save our wrecks HA HA, OUR WRECKS, The dented bows, she will raise With an irony, of praise Then she’ll cast off, WISE ASS, continue on her treks She sails along, she shows no fear NO FEAR, I FEAR Through stormy waters she will steer WILL STEER, WILL STEER She needs no man, with guiding hand She lets you know, to understand She makes it, QUITE CLEAR, she needs no buck-in-here You’ll notice that she sports an A A NAY, A NAY Lets hope that B, she stays away A WAY, A WAY Cause I don’t know, about you But I could never, handle two If she ever, TURNS UP, it’s on your knees and pray She steams through waters very deep SO DEEP, SO DEEP She’ll write you verses, make you weep YOU WEEP, YOU WEEP Then she’ll traverse, with laughter verse Her every word, you will rehearse And her smoke and, MIRRORS, into your faves you keep Upon her stern, though don’t ask why ASK WHY, ASK WHY Poet Destroyer, six foot high SIX HIGH, SIX HIGH Upon the waves, you find you toss But this one, you must never cross Or she’ll send you, TO THE, Seven Seas of Rhye ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~ She might send me, ~~~o~ o ~~~~ o ~~ o ~~~~ ~ ~~ ~~~ ~ o ~~ TO THE, ~~~~o ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ o ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ Seven Seas of Rhye. ~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ o ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ Hahahahahahaha Blurbble glurgle The Seven Seas of Rhye Fear me you lords and lady preachers I descend upon your earth from the skies I command your very souls you unbelievers Bring before me what is mine Can you hear me you peers and privy councillors I stand before you naked to the eyes I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust I swear that you'll be mine Sister I live and lie for you Mister do or else die You are mine I possess you I belong to you forever Storm the master marathon I'll fly through By flash and thunder fire I'll survive Then I'll defy the laws of nature And come out alive Then I'll get you Begone with you short and shady senators Give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours And with a smile I'll take you to the seven seas of Rhye Written by Freddie Mercury for the song Seven Seas of Rhye