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Useless Resolutions

What shall I resolve to do this New Year? Why should I even bother or care? Should I fly to the moon Eat salad with a spoon Either one is quite useless, I fear ~*~

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Date: 1/3/2011 7:25:00 AM
amusing limerick Audrey, congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 12/31/2010 7:58:00 PM
Should I fly to the moon Eat salad with a spoon. Funnnnney Audrey. Just as soon try as diet. Congratulations on a worthy poem's place. Best for 20011. Agape, Moses
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Date: 12/31/2010 5:10:00 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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Date: 12/31/2010 2:36:00 AM
awesome, audrey!.. CONGRATS on the award! huggs, nette
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Date: 12/30/2010 10:08:00 PM
good one, Audrey and congratulations!
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Date: 12/30/2010 12:07:00 PM
Audrey, awesome congratulations to you on your win.. Haven't received it yet hey.. Will let you know when I do ;-) love Wilma
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Date: 12/30/2010 11:57:00 AM
Congrats Audrey on your well deserved win!
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Date: 12/30/2010 6:28:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest of carolyn and Happy new year, Audrey
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Date: 12/30/2010 6:02:00 AM
Congratulations Audrey on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's "New Year's Resolutions" contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/30/2010 4:34:00 AM
Many congratulations for this well deserved win dearest Audrey. A very happy New year to you and your Family.
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Date: 12/30/2010 2:51:00 AM
I'd like to see you eat salad with a spoon, dear Dimples. Competition was incredible. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/23/2010 6:58:00 AM
Audrey, how I have struggled with this limerick contest. But I think you did a good job of it. I bet I already missed this one. I imagine the contest is closed now. I do not make resolutions, do you? This cute one of yours should do quite well! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 12/22/2010 2:14:00 PM
Oh Audrey my dear; resolutions you should not fear; create them with caution and care and achieving them will be clear... Happy New year Honey! I love New Year's resolution's; i look at them as my goals for the year... Love ya Lay
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Date: 12/21/2010 4:20:00 AM
A cute but true Limerick indeed. Enjoyable. Merry Christmas Audrey...God Bless...Taz
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Date: 12/20/2010 6:04:00 PM
A great limerick for the contest, I enjoyed it very much, best of luck, I like the ~*~ I might have to use that!!! ~~
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Date: 12/20/2010 3:54:00 PM
One of the finest write I have read still on the new year resolutions with wit, humor and quite inventive, Audrey
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Date: 12/20/2010 1:56:00 PM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Dimples. Merry Christmas! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/20/2010 1:00:00 PM
Audrey I have the same problem, good write
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Date: 12/20/2010 11:42:00 AM
what a delightful, charming piece, audrey! i'll fly to the moon without a spoon! ooooh, no new year's resolution for me as well... hmmm, lol ..huggs, nette
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