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Useless Resolutions

What shall I resolve to do this New Year?
Why should I even bother or care?
Should I fly to the moon
Eat salad with a spoon
Either one is quite useless, I fear
~*~

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Francine Roberts

January 3, 2011 at 7:25 AM

amusing limerick Audrey, congrats on your win in the contest

John Freeman

December 31, 2010 at 7:58 PM

Should I fly to the moon Eat salad with a spoon. Funnnnney Audrey. Just as soon try as diet. Congratulations on a worthy poem's place. Best for 20011. Agape, Moses

Sara Kendrick

December 31, 2010 at 5:10 PM

Congratulations on your win..Sara

Nette Onclaud

December 31, 2010 at 2:36 AM

awesome, audrey!.. CONGRATS on the award! huggs, nette

Andrea Dietrich

December 30, 2010 at 10:08 PM

good one, Audrey and congratulations!

Wilma Neels

December 30, 2010 at 12:07 PM

Audrey, awesome congratulations to you on your win.. Haven't received it yet hey.. Will let you know when I do ;-) love Wilma

Kash Poet

December 30, 2010 at 11:57 AM

Congrats Audrey on your well deserved win!

Dr.Ram Mehta

December 30, 2010 at 6:28 AM

Congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest of carolyn and Happy new year, Audrey

Carol Sunshine Brown

December 30, 2010 at 6:02 AM

Congratulations Audrey on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's "New Year's Resolutions" contest. Love, Carol

Tahera Mannan

December 30, 2010 at 4:34 AM

Many congratulations for this well deserved win dearest Audrey. A very happy New year to you and your Family.

Carolyn Devonshire

December 30, 2010 at 2:51 AM

I'd like to see you eat salad with a spoon, dear Dimples. Competition was incredible. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Andrea Dietrich

December 23, 2010 at 6:58 AM

Audrey, how I have struggled with this limerick contest. But I think you did a good job of it. I bet I already missed this one. I imagine the contest is closed now. I do not make resolutions, do you? This cute one of yours should do quite well! Luv, Andrea

Walayee Poet Lay Whitlock-Ishway

December 22, 2010 at 2:14 PM

Oh Audrey my dear; resolutions you should not fear; create them with caution and care and achieving them will be clear... Happy New year Honey! I love New Year's resolution's; i look at them as my goals for the year... Love ya Lay

Richard Pickett

December 21, 2010 at 4:20 AM

A cute but true Limerick indeed. Enjoyable. Merry Christmas Audrey...God Bless...Taz

Constance La France

December 20, 2010 at 6:04 PM

A great limerick for the contest, I enjoyed it very much, best of luck, I like the ~*~ I might have to use that!!! ~~

Dr.Ram Mehta

December 20, 2010 at 3:54 PM

One of the finest write I have read still on the new year resolutions with wit, humor and quite inventive, Audrey

Carolyn Devonshire

December 20, 2010 at 1:56 PM

:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Dimples. Merry Christmas! Love, Carolyn

Daniel Cheeseman

December 20, 2010 at 1:00 PM

Audrey I have the same problem, good write

Nette Onclaud

December 20, 2010 at 11:42 AM

what a delightful, charming piece, audrey! i'll fly to the moon without a spoon! ooooh, no new year's resolution for me as well... hmmm, lol ..huggs, nette

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