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They are the biggest depositors in my husband’s bank. I consider the whole family both vile and rank. They struck oil back in the hills where they are from. However, they are all uncouth and dumb. I have to hold my nose and run and hide whenever Granny starts making lye soap outside. That Jethro will never get anywhere with me. He is big and stupid with the IQ of a flea. Elly May has scores of unlicensed pets. She keeps them all on the property without regrets. Whatever that clan will do next can’t be predicted. If I am ever lucky, they will be evicted.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/26/2011 12:38:00 AM
YOu are great with humorous poems, Robert!
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Date: 2/25/2011 2:16:00 PM
Got a title for you. Is that okay to do? How about "Just 'Clamp It' " ? Haha? or not? : D Ellen
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Date: 2/25/2011 2:09:00 PM
Hahaha! You are sooo clever! I used to love that show! Ellen
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