Unrequited-Unrequired 1

Lady at the desk.. Hello this is wabc radio caller.' hello i would like to speak on the station to Tom-morrow, what would you like to say? I just want someone to understand me..' can you tell me a little more? say whats your name.? well my name is Linne.. Lady at desk; did you say Lenny sir? no no its definatley Linnie.' Lady at desk Oh I see.' And what's your name lady? I'm Sandy, can you give me a little more info Linnie? as Mr Morrows time is quite limited.' Oh I can appreciate that Sandy, I just want to get on this slot; as I am quite a special case you see & I know Tom is talking to people on personality& identity issues, and well I think he could be my last chance.' WOW you're last chance I'll see what I can do.'......... Hello Linnie if you can hold on for one minute I can get you a slot.' Great Sandy.. Now Linnie the next voice you hear will be Toms.' Ok & thanks..' Hello Tom-morrow here is that Lennie? I'm Linnie Mr Morrow thats spelled l-i-n-n-i-e Linnie, Ok buddy gotcha.. Well how can I be of help Linnie? well I can't help feeling I am a jellybean... What was that caller.? Did I hear you say a jellybean.' yes Tom can I call you Tom? yes yes of course.' I don't think I have ever heard of anyone with such a challenge in life.' I know and thats not all you see I know I am a rasberry jellybean, and as well as that I have a psycopathaic desire.' you do.? yes I have just gone out and brought a whole box of jellybeans, and I have the desire to eat them..' I've just ripped a bag open now..' I don't want to murder them but I cant seem to help myself.'