Unplanned Vacation

"We're going on vacation," my husband said.  I gave him a big kiss.

Time away from home and housework was something I wouldn't miss.

"Let's check into our hotel," I cried, when I heard thunder.

"Which hotel?" My husband asked. I looked at him with wonder.

"You made reservations, didn't you?" I asked with a sense of doom.

The town over-flowed with people.  We'd never get a room.

We drove by nice hotels and inns.  "No vacancy", signs read.

We were in the dingy part of town when he turned the car around.

There was a lit sign above a doorway, a room was to be found.

A shirtless man said, "Money first", I gave my man a frown.

He whispered, "It's a flophouse." I didn't like that term.

The look I gave my husband was meant to make him squirm.

And as I glared, I truly hoped that it would cause him pain.

Coming with no reservation, was really quite insane.

I vowed if we got home alive, I'd never leave again.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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July 29, 2014 at 12:51 PM
Joyce, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA
A. Sharma Avatar
July 27, 2014 at 8:27 AM
And back again wid huge congrats Joyce! Great write my sweet friend!
Nance Avatar
July 27, 2014 at 8:26 AM
Oh wow, well great win! maybe not such a great vacation
Jerden Avatar
July 27, 2014 at 6:28 AM
Roach motel? Well done! Congratulations!
Mehta Avatar
July 27, 2014 at 12:55 AM
Interesting and full of surprises write, Joyce. Congrats on the win
De La Luna Avatar
July 27, 2014 at 12:05 AM
i enjoyed (reading) this, Joyce! Congratulations! :)
Callus Avatar
July 26, 2014 at 6:26 PM
Wow! turned out to be a nasty surprise, but fun for us readers:) Congrats on your win, Joyce. // paul
Dietrich Avatar
July 26, 2014 at 1:49 PM
hey, WAY to GO in this contest, Joyce. great score.
Kendrick Avatar
July 26, 2014 at 1:37 PM
Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara
Devonshire Avatar
July 26, 2014 at 11:44 AM
Dear Joyce, I can just picture this happening. It rings of truth AND humor. Congratulations on your win, dear. Love, Carolyn
Johnson Avatar
July 26, 2014 at 3:26 PM
Thank you Carolyn for my third place. It was hard for me to make it funny without more lines but I see others did a good job keeping it short. Thank you. Love, Joyce
Dietrich Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 5:53 PM
haha, VERY clever. I read another one that had a lot of the same elements so at first I was thinking I had read this before but I can see I have not commented yet. So it is a new one from you and I hope you get a BIG win!!
Johnson Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 7:18 PM
You read my long one which I entered first before you told me that it was too long. Thanks for that. Joyce
Dietrich Avatar
July 18, 2014 at 5:52 PM
Yes, Joyce, there have been some changes here at Soup and not all of them are GOOD. Let me read this new poem of yours now.
Fraser Avatar
July 17, 2014 at 2:36 PM
Delightful poem to read Joyce, leaving me giggling. Thank you for sharing this gem, James....
A. Sharma Avatar
July 17, 2014 at 5:32 AM
Sovery lovely Joyce,, home sweet home in the end,, enjoyed this one,, gl in contest!
Smith Avatar
July 17, 2014 at 3:56 AM
Lol...this glorious Joyce a sure winner....hugs Tim
Allison Avatar
July 17, 2014 at 12:51 AM
LOL Joyce this made me giggle! Hugs Jan xxx
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