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Unicorn with a red pogo stick Went to a forest way too thick Got stuck on a limb Laughed at by elf Jim Who ran to get help but not too quick Unicorn with a pretty girl’s blue bike Went on a little springy Boy Scout hike Pushed by a daughter Fell into water Came out sputtering yelling for Mike Unicorn with pink polish on her toes Had a horrible time as everyone knows Faced stomach trouble Her waist did double Gas in tummy quickly burped a rose Unicorn with orange hair luckiest yet Purple dragon for a holiday pet When he got mad Dragon got glad With his fire, rarely lost a bet.

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