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Unhappy Valentine's Day

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This Valentine’s, cupid may fail No flowers or cards in the mail Our postie called Mike Joined colleagues on strike Their actions are beyond the pale! Our postal workers started a strike today – I’ve read they are delivering postal flowers but there will be no other post for 3 days. I’m lucky we don’t bother with the day but I know many will be upset. Poetic licence used our postie isn't called Mike! Happy Valentines day to you all 2/14/19

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Jack Horne

Date: 2/21/2019 11:38:00 AM

ha ha, love this but what a lot of meanies

Elaine George

Date: 2/16/2019 4:10:00 AM

That's when a email Valentine comes to the rescue. Good one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2019 12:21:00 PM

lol Elaine, we dont celebrate with gifts but I do cook a lovely steak meal:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 2/15/2019 6:02:00 PM

Shame on those posties who spread gloom across the land! I love great lims, Jan, and this is a GREAT one! Glad you liked the St Pats day write. I would venture to say most of us in the colonies have a tad of Irish in us. I do. I've traced back & we originated in N. Humberland & Southern Scotland; immigrated to Erin; got kicked out of there and landed in North Carolina! Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2019 12:21:00 PM

thanks Bob and I loved your poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Swetha Vangaveti

Date: 2/15/2019 2:40:00 AM

A limericky expression of sadness ... Impressive :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2019 12:19:00 PM

thanks:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/14/2019 7:36:00 PM

Sounds like a Donald Trump valentine, but valentines are best delivered by hand. Try the nearest pub for steak and kidney pie to warm your heart! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 7:45:00 PM

I made a lovely steak meal Rico and if hubby got me a card or flowers i would be well worried lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 2/14/2019 4:45:00 PM

wow, what a day for a strike, jan! i enjoyed your poem. hope you have a nice valentine's day (card or no card)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 4:50:00 PM

thanks Ilene hope you had a great day, I just cooked a special meal for us:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/14/2019 2:13:00 PM

I know that will make many sad who won't get their Valentine's card from their loved ones. Really bad timing. A great Limerick that expresses that sadness. Happy Valentine's Day my friend! xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 4:48:00 PM

It was very deliberately planned to cause upset to people - we don't celebrate so I was ok:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 2/14/2019 11:11:00 AM

I have a poem I posted a while back. It’s sitting lonely if you feel like a read.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 4:47:00 PM

of course I'll drop by:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 2/14/2019 10:56:00 AM

Great limerick. Happy Valentine’s day. Love always, Armand.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 4:47:00 PM

thanks my friend love and hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/14/2019 10:52:00 AM

Sorry to hear of the strike, Jan. Valentine's Day is bad timing for it. Your angst comes through in your limerick! (We may have another partial government shutdown if Trump doesn't sign the spending bill today.) Sending love, Carolyn

M. L. Kiser

Date: 2/14/2019 9:18:00 AM

You won't miss out on the flowers; that's always a thrill. Great Limerick.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 10:29:00 AM

I got my carnations last week we never buy cards or valentines day gifts and get ripped off lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 2/14/2019 8:03:00 AM

Ohhhh sucky. Great limerick! We had postal strike threaten before Christmas, I was working as a bike courier when they did years back, crazy! I think it's funny too I just posted "the best V..." ;) Happy VD Jan! xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 10:29:00 AM

thanks Mo:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/14/2019 7:40:00 AM

Oops there will be a lot of disappointed folk on the I.O.M Nice limerick Jan. Tom. P.S.his names not pat by any chance lol..

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 7:43:00 AM

lol our postie is actually a lady:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/14/2019 7:38:00 AM

What a BRILLIANT time to strike! I am for them. Thanks for the heads up! Love this one Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2019 7:42:00 AM

Their last strike was at Christmas they certainly choose their dates well!:-) hugs Jan xx