Under the Thumb

I’ve been setting up alarm systems
in shops along a city mall.
It appears a spate of break ins
has been the reason for my call.
And it was in a jewelers shop,
before that day called valentine,
for lovers was around the corner.
This day’s a jeweler’s gold mine.

I had to work around red roses;
chocolates for cupid’s buyers,
while I’m putting in the system
and connecting all the wires.
I was given cups of coffee,
and a cadbury rose chocolate,
as the pretty sales assistant,
tried to buy me with her chat.

When I say she tried to buy me
it was to make a  honey sale.
She said stoned rings are discounted,
and ear ring gifts will never fail.
A diamond brooch is lovely;
perhaps a locket made of gold.
‘Your girlfriend will truly love you;’
But there’s no girlfriend she was told.

‘No girlfriend!’ she squeaked. ‘Why not?’
and I smiled ‘simply this you see.
I would love to have a girlfriend,
but alas my wife won’t let me.’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Proxenos Avatar
March 8, 2019 at 1:16 PM
Hi Lindsay, I don't think any wife would approve of her husband having a girlfriend but the humour in this poem makes this an enjoyable and fun poem. Lovely write Lindsay! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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March 10, 2019 at 12:49 AM
Sorry to hear this, but very happy you are all well and safe. Hugs, Jenny.
Laurie Avatar
March 8, 2019 at 9:50 PM
G'day Jennifer ... thanks once more for your positive comment. We were evacuated from home due to the Bunyip bush fire but all is well now - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
February 23, 2019 at 7:27 AM
Wow, that's weird. My wife won't let me have a girlfriend either, small world huh?..........Got a good laugh out of this one!!!..........pat
Laurie Avatar
February 23, 2019 at 7:05 PM
Hello Pat … it's weird alright - but can be highly dangerous too. Lightning doesn't only strike from the clouds. Pleased you enjoyed this one Pat - Lindsay
Mcguire Avatar
February 18, 2019 at 9:18 PM
great poem nice ending, it doesn't matter where you live wives are the same
Laurie Avatar
February 22, 2019 at 4:39 PM
G'day Timothy … I'd like to think husbands are too … but alas, we all still have divorce lawyers - thanks Timothy - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 8:00 PM
That is because you live Down Under; in France, you would have a girlfriend - and your wife would have a lover to keep her from being lonely when you are with your girlfriend who, most likely, has an husband, which is why Aussies astutely invited Fosters ….. well done! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
February 22, 2019 at 4:36 PM
G'day Rico … I have a French daughter-in-law. Highly excitable. I've even divorced Fosters for stout, but chocolate, no way. As far as chocolate goes, every day is Valentines Day - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Canerdy Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 12:52 PM
Well-told story, Lindsay! Janice
Laurie Avatar
February 22, 2019 at 4:33 PM
Hello Janice … thanks for reading and commenting Janice - Lindsay
Hinshaw Avatar
February 16, 2019 at 6:48 PM
Now you know what Valentines Day is all about, Lindsay! Thx for your comment re Valentines Day at MILLVILLE Grade School. That is where I spent the first 3 years of elementary education as a kid in Indiana. You might be interested to know that near Millville Indiana is where Wilbur Wright was born, co-inventor of the airplane I was born on a farm about 3 miles from where he was born so you see my interest in aviation (30 years in the AF) got its roots. G'day old friend.
Laurie Avatar
February 22, 2019 at 4:31 PM
Thank you Bob … that is interesting. Do many air transport enthusiasts visit the area? As for Valentines Day, I should read up on its foundation. I'll bet a few things have changed by commercial interests - Lindsay
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