Under the Christmas Tree
The Grinch lays exhausted on bales of hay,
tired of chasing drunk reindeer from his still.
And he's sure to be lectured by Santa,
as if it's his fault, they lick up the spill.
He thinks Santa should ride a pickup truck,
who uses reindeers and a sleigh these days?
And his cookbook, titled "How to serve deer,"
well, that could be taken in many ways.
It gets boring acting traditional,
a little mischief adds spice to his pluck.
But elves don't appreciate his genius,
like greasing Santa so he won't get stuck.
Today's youngsters are more food conscious
kidney beans and beef jerky's nutritious.
And therefore, why all the hullabaloo,
so what, if candy is more delicious?
Santa, you see how it's not all his fault,
for he's being the best Grinch he can be.
And he's wondering if maybe this year
he'll get a gift under the Christmas tree?
(Quatrain)
12/23/2015
Copyright © Emile Pinet | Year Posted 2015
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