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Unbearable Paul

There once was a snowman named Paul
Quite sadly he had a great fall
When he landed on his head
They thought for sure he was dead
Paul Bearers they started to call


Rich the Ball Bearer

There once was a snow man named Rich
He wore no clothing not a stitch
His snow balls were big and round
yet they were not easily found
Can you help poor rich scratch his itch? 

Note: No snow men or women were harmed in the writing of these poems.
         Mind you it is possible that balls might have been scratched.


December 30th, 2017

For Eve Roper’s Upside Down World Contest

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Vladislav Raven Date: 10/28/2018 4:54:00 PM Hi Richard, these are two excellent limericks, fall off the chair laughing, yes, I did, well the side of the bed really. No telling anyone! These have to go into my faves, I am still laughing as I write my comment. Loved them. Have a wonderful Sunday. Your friend always....Mike. Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 2/18/2018 1:02:00 PM LOL, love these Login to Reply

Ralph Sergi Date: 1/24/2018 2:18:00 PM Two ingenious poems, Richard. I will say bawd but not bawdy. Login to Reply

Ralph Sergi Date: 1/24/2018 2:18:00 PM Two ingenious poems, Richard. I will say bawd but not bawdy. Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2018 8:05:00 PM I'm still giggling at paul bearers Rick lol. Many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/16/2018 9:01:00 AM Thanks Jan. Hugs back.

Roy Pett Date: 1/7/2018 10:20:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win with your very clever and funny limerick Richard. :)) Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/7/2018 10:21:00 AM Thanks Roy.

Line Gauthier Date: 1/6/2018 3:42:00 PM Still funny. Back for congrats, Richard. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 4:14:00 PM Thanks line!

Eileen Manassian Date: 1/6/2018 2:30:00 PM Oh Richard....very funny. I see you did well with this one. Congrats! Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 2:39:00 PM Thanks Eileen, welcome back.

Suzanne Delaney Date: 1/6/2018 9:50:00 AM Ha Ha Rich: I’ll never look at a snowman the same again. Your limericks gave me a good chuckle today. I see you won. Congrats. SuZ Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 2:40:00 PM Thanks SuZ, your comment brought a smile.

Paul Callus Date: 1/6/2018 9:47:00 AM Excellent humour Richard:) Congratulations on a very deserved top win! Regards // paul Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 2:40:00 PM Thanks Paul.;0)

Viv Wigley Date: 1/6/2018 12:45:00 AM I knew this would do well, Richard, deservedly so. Congrats! Regards, Viv Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 2:40:00 PM Thanks for the visit Viv.

Anisha Dutta Date: 1/5/2018 10:52:00 PM Big Congrats Richard to win top. Happy New Year. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 2:40:00 PM Thanks Anisha.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/5/2018 9:11:00 PM this was such great fun, Richard. Big congrats on your well deserved win. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 2:41:00 PM Thanks for dropping back.

Alexis Y. Date: 1/5/2018 9:00:00 PM Lol! Rick, I enjoyed the humor in both limericks. Congrats on your winning write:-) Alexis Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 2:41:00 PM Thanks Alexis.

Eve Roper Date: 1/5/2018 7:43:00 PM Congratulations on your win, Richard, wonderful limerick. :) Hugs Eve ~`* Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 2:42:00 PM Thanks for choosing my limerick Eve.

Silent One Date: 1/3/2018 1:29:00 PM Nice to see your humorous side lol Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/4/2018 8:54:00 AM Thanks Silent.

Scott Thirtyseven Date: 1/1/2018 1:08:00 PM Great fun to read. The last is such a joyous play on words. Nicely done, best of luck in the contest, and Happy New Year. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/1/2018 1:22:00 PM Thanks Scott, this was a fun one to write.

John Fleming Date: 1/1/2018 3:14:00 AM Reminds me of Humpty Dumpty. Lol! Cleverly penned, Richard. All the best for your New Year...may it be a happy and fulfilling one. Best regards! :) john Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/1/2018 9:10:00 AM Thanks John, I appreciate your visit.

Michael Tor Date: 12/31/2017 10:39:00 PM Good luck with this entry Richard. Great choice of words. Have a wonderful New Year, and stay warm up there in the north Country... Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/1/2018 9:16:00 AM Thanks Michael.

Line Gauthier Date: 12/31/2017 9:44:00 PM Pretty witty and funny. Well done, Richard. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/1/2018 9:16:00 AM Thanks Line.

Viv Wigley Date: 12/31/2017 1:41:00 AM Ha! Excellent wordplay, what a great finish, Richard. have a great new year! Regards, Viv Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/31/2017 2:03:00 AM Thanks Viv.

Unfamiliar Flower Date: 12/31/2017 12:38:00 AM Hahahahaha it’s really a good one. Nice poem. Good luck on the contest. Happy New Years. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/31/2017 2:04:00 AM Thanks Antonia, a little luck is always appreciated.

Akkina Downing Date: 12/30/2017 10:05:00 PM Lol! For sure a fun read! Good luck in the contest Rich! Hugs and smiles :) Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/31/2017 2:06:00 AM Thanks Akkina, a big hug back to you.

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 12/30/2017 2:11:00 PM It brought a smile or two dear, Richard! Poor Paul! What a fall! Happy New Year my friend! Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/30/2017 3:17:00 PM Thanks Demetrios, you as well.

Vijay Pandit Date: 12/30/2017 1:11:00 PM A fun read--enjoyed your poem Richard..best for a win. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/30/2017 1:26:00 PM Thanks and Happy New Year Vijay.

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