Ugly Or Pretty

UGLY OR PRETTY ? When I was about twenty three I said, Joey, I have a homely new girl, My pal Joey says to me, . . . .oh Lee I’ll bet your heart’s in a whirl - He says, tell me, is she either Tall or small, ugly or pretty, Lee? I had to be honest. I said, neither - I guess she’s kinda pretty ugly. My friend Martha added with phlegm, She’s so ugly I could leave My husband with her no problem - And his story I would believe.