Two Men Walk Into a Bar

Two men walk into a bar one night Hurt like hell, punched out their lights When they awoke Strange words they spoke Sounded like a couple of ancient trilobites © Jack Ellison 2016

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Date: 2/4/2016 12:41:00 PM
You'll never guess what happened! I had to put new stuffing in the couch. Hubby said it went flat cause of me! Honestly! We all know it was Dragon! While working on plumping up the couch... I found a 2010 romance novel that had fallen between the cushions. Didn't know cushions went that far down! LOL! Now Hubby's laughing, cause it was a ROMANCE Novel, and Dragon doesn't read Romance. OK! OK! It WAS MY big bottom that squished everything. Hubby won... Disappeared to finish reading it. Good book!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2016 2:17:00 PM
This is an old groaner with a twist!!! Did you finish it??? xxx
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Carol Eastman
Date: 2/4/2016 12:43:00 PM
Think my Limmerick should start... Two butts landed on a couch... LOL... You think?
Date: 2/2/2016 6:47:00 PM
hahaha!! I haven't heard that word trilobites used in a long time Jack, glad I stopped by for your fun read.... Theresa
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/3/2016 8:17:00 AM
It's probably the first and last time I will ever utter that word!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx
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