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Two Men Walk Into a Bar

Two men walk into a bar one night
Hurt like hell, punched out their lights
When they awoke
Strange words they spoke
Sounded like a couple of ancient trilobites


© Jack Ellison 2016

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Carol Eastman

February 4, 2016 at 12:41 PM

You'll never guess what happened! I had to put new stuffing in the couch. Hubby said it went flat cause of me! Honestly! We all know it was Dragon! While working on plumping up the couch... I found a 2010 romance novel that had fallen between the cushions. Didn't know cushions went that far down! LOL! Now Hubby's laughing, cause it was a ROMANCE Novel, and Dragon doesn't read Romance. OK! OK! It WAS MY big bottom that squished everything. Hubby won... Disappeared to finish reading it. Good book!

Jack Ellison

February 4, 2016 at 2:17 PM

This is an old groaner with a twist!!! Did you finish it??? xxx

Carol Eastman

February 4, 2016 at 12:43 PM

Think my Limmerick should start... Two butts landed on a couch... LOL... You think?