Two-Bits

I have a dog named Two-bits Once had a dog named Dollar Two-bits never comes when called Not even when you holler. Dollar was the better dog Dutiful and gentle Two-bits barks at his own tail And might be slightly mental. Lost a good dog, really miss him He loved all the kids and kittens Replaced him with a holy terror Who killed the neighbor's chickens. Come here, Two-bits, come here, come Come-come-come-boy! Dammit come! Here's your favorite squeaky toy! Get your ass in here, you bum!