Two Bit Poem
I bought myself a duck
I only paid a buck
I would have given five
If it had been alive
I bought myself a porter
I only gave a quarter
But if they’d had a Schlitz
I might have paid two bits
I bought a penny pickle
I had to pay a nickel
The fellow thought me dense
I hadn’t any cents
Copyright © Jeff Kyser | Year Posted 2022
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