Twenty-One

Not an age, not a nightclub.... The number of alien abductions I've suffered, From above.... They came in the night Twenty-one times Oh, such a fright!!! Twenty-one crimes!!!! Where's the twenty-one Cops, Should be protecting me? Driving twenty-one saucers!!! Believe you and me.... They're all over, in twentyone Thousand disguises, And no matter if you have Twenty-one defenses, It just hypnotizes... And twenty-one defenses, They will make you shut down, Until twenty-one times, They return you to ground... Twenty-one sets of antenna Waving on twenty-one alien space ships, On top of twenty-one big heads, Over twenty-one tiny hips!! "Get me outt'a here!!!!" I scream twenty-one times, As inside, I look for, Twenty-one more rhymes, Oh, hell, I'll go back to bed, And sleep twenty-one hours more... Until the next twenty-one saucers, Show up at my door!