Turkey Talk

I try to make myself very scarce midst the teeming flock,
To reduce the risk of finding my neck on the chopping block!
Why do you put me through this annual frightful scare?
I pray that I won't become your Thanksgiving fare!

May I propose for your very careful consideration,
An assortment of options for your holiday celebration.
Have you considered a delicious rack of lamb,
Or a scrumptious glazed and juicy spiral ham!

You could save my friends and me so much grief,
If only you'd serve a luscious roast of beef!
As you thank the good Lord for your many blessings,
Wouldn't you prefer a goose stuffed with dressings!

An adjunct to your cranberry sauce and pecan pie,
Could be a savory duck - why not give that a try?
Another suggestion that would please your friends,
Would be to prepare a platter of Rock Cornish hens!

There are many creatures that swim, run or fly,
That could complement your taters and punkin pie!
Better yet, why not concoct a vegetarian meal,
Then, I could forego my urgent annual appeal!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 2 in PD'S "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" Contest - November 2011
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Pettit Avatar
January 22, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Bob, this poem reminds me of all those Chick-fil-a ads with the cows telling everybody to "eat mor chikin". Great descriptiveness and rhyming in another of your fine submissions.
Treetop Avatar
November 30, 2011 at 5:37 PM
I do like your poems, very clever you do make an excellent appeal for a vegetarian all over holiday season. Lizzie
Brown Avatar
November 28, 2011 at 6:40 AM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "MIX" contest Bob. Love, Carol
Maverick Avatar
November 27, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Ha Ha Bob,, your turkey sure seems intent on "turning the tables" here:) all things considered though i rate this a tasty write, ( hoping the turkey dosen't mind me throwing him back in the limelight) with that comment..! all my best to you Joe..!
Quigley Avatar
November 26, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Or, you could have some of my Spurkey:) A fun and enjoyable read. Congratulations on your win Robert.
Song Avatar
November 26, 2011 at 8:22 AM
Swell job, Bob! Congrats...I knew this one was gonna please PD! Congrats. Gwendolen
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 26, 2011 at 5:24 AM
Congratulations on your win x
Williams Avatar
November 26, 2011 at 2:52 AM
Bob, congrats on your great win, i can see all of the Turkeys waving their banners now, great fun..David
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November 26, 2011 at 1:52 AM
BOB H.,, Congratulations on your wonderful win . I would also like to thank you for the support in my contest. I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving. Take care, and have yourself a great night,..xoxox~p.d.
Song Avatar
November 25, 2011 at 3:19 AM
Or go vegetarian and shoot for a salad....Bob, this is one fun rhyme to read the day after the big pile of dishes in the kitchen....I love all the suggestions you have offered as tho you have recipe cards for everyone of them on standby. lol. It wouldn't be the holidays without one of these upbeat rhymes of yours. Hope Miss Vera had a great day as well. Gwendolen
Mehta Avatar
November 24, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Wish you a very good luck with this amazing entry, Bob
Wesley Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 6:13 PM
So now you are a turkey! Or should I say were - Hope you got passed by this year!
Dietrich Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Funny one with a very fitting title. Enjoyable as always!
Bauer Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 2:39 PM
funny, clever, creative. thanks for the smile and have a happy turkey (or lamb or ham or roast beef or vegetarian) day!
B Avatar
November 23, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Keen, very keen, Ha ha! Love it, from the poor birds perspective and you actually give some great suggestions, I could go for a lovely Thanksgiving duck, well done sir.
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