Turkey Talk

I try to make myself very scarce midst the teeming flock, To reduce the risk of finding my neck on the chopping block! Why do you put me through this annual frightful scare? I pray that I won't become your Thanksgiving fare! May I propose for your very careful consideration, An assortment of options for your holiday celebration. Have you considered a delicious rack of lamb, Or a scrumptious glazed and juicy spiral ham! You could save my friends and me so much grief, If only you'd serve a luscious roast of beef! As you thank the good Lord for your many blessings, Wouldn't you prefer a goose stuffed with dressings! An adjunct to your cranberry sauce and pecan pie, Could be a savory duck - why not give that a try? Another suggestion that would please your friends, Would be to prepare a platter of Rock Cornish hens! There are many creatures that swim, run or fly, That could complement your taters and punkin pie! Better yet, why not concoct a vegetarian meal, Then, I could forego my urgent annual appeal! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved Placed No. 2 in PD'S "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" Contest - November 2011