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Turin

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I bought the shroud of Turin the vatican had a sale they have legal expenses and priests that needed bail. It was just an old dusty cloth so I put it in the wash that Tide detergent, never fails all the smudges and stuff washed off. don’t get excited, i was raised a catholic

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Chris Con

Date: 9/26/2023 5:58:00 AM

The Illinois Enema Bandit was also raised a Catholic. They say he's on the loose ...

Chris Con
Date: 9/26/2023 11:12:00 AM

You’ll be fine as long as you stick to that bat sh** diet of tuna sandwiches, milk and potato chips.

Anais Vionet
Date: 9/26/2023 7:51:00 AM

If that guy tries comes around here, trying to steal the cleaned and patched shroud, I’ll gong him with a thurible. I got a few of those too.

Chris Con

Date: 9/25/2023 5:38:00 PM

The Turin Test.

Anais Vionet
Date: 9/26/2023 4:58:00 AM

I looked it up

Tom Woody

Date: 9/25/2023 5:08:00 AM

I was raised Catholic too (not anymore). The shroud of Turin is an obvious fake. Use it for your dusting. Hope you didn't pay over a buck

Tom Woody
Date: 9/25/2023 7:33:00 AM

Hold out for at least a fiver

Anais Vionet
Date: 9/25/2023 7:27:00 AM

Now that it’s clean, I hope I can resell it for more

John Gondolf

Date: 9/25/2023 3:12:00 AM

The priest who taught my ninth grade history class was one of the ones who needed bail. What a shock when I found that out. I still have my yearbook that he signed.

Anais Vionet
Date: 9/25/2023 5:03:00 AM

OMG, I don't know any victims personally, but who knows? It's a scary situation.