Trumpian Nightmares

April 2 Walls April 9 Pane e circus 2017 Redux By order of his excellency Emperor Donald the First The merciful, the Christian King of Kings The Sultan of Sultans The Emperor of North America Be it hereby decreed That the ancient honorable gladiator games Of the old Roman Empire Have been restored Each city in the Empire will host a team They will compete for the honor Of the national championship The games will start With fighting animals Fighting fish Roosters Cheetahs Tiger Bears Wolves And lions Then a man lion contest With a heretic thrown to the lions If he or she lives They will be pardoned Then then main games Six men/women teams compete Armed with swords, knifes, mace, clubs They fight until one man or women remans The victor of the game Those who are prisoners Can compete for their freedom And a full imperial pardon Let the games begin Long may the games reign In the new North America Empire Praise be to the Emperor Donald the First April 10 Long Live Emperor Donald the Ist Ladies and Gentlemen My fellow American citizens Greetings and salutations Today is a momentous day The old corrupt USA republic is no more The constitution that once protected us Has been overthrown and violated The barbarians at the gate Have taken over And ruined the once great land The last hope of the world And so, I had no choice But to kill the old rotten regime And restore American greatness To save democracy I must destroy it And so, starting today I will serve as the Emperor of North America I welcome Canada and Mexico And the Caribbean islands To join The North American Empire As we rebuild America Restoring American greatness And making us all proud again Proud subjects of the New American Empire May the Empire reign forever and a day Triumphant against all enemies And so, I take this burden Sadly, but gladly I will serve you As your Empire And my son Donald Will serve as our second emperor Once I pass from this world His son will serve as the third emperor And so on until the end of time And we will reign in our new capitol city Colorado Springs Until the end of time Washington will remain in our hearts As the capitol of the old Republic But the heirs of the Roman Empire Need a new Imperial Capitol And soon we will conquer Mars And expand our Empire to the Starts Long Live the Empire Long Live America Good night And may God Bless This great Empire