True Love

How do I love thee let me count the ways Well you're not fat and that's always a plus You don't lie, steal or pick your nose And I've never heard you cuss You can cook, clean and wash my clothes You can even build a fire And everytime I've had a flat You even changed my tire You still have all your teeth And you don't keep them in a glass When summertime comes you fire up the grill And of course you cut the grass When your mother comes you lock the door A woman after my own heart If I'm taking a nap when the game comes on You tell me when it starts You never complain about the toilet lid No matter if it's up or down You never wake me to say, "You're snoring" You simply put up with the sound Women like you are hard to find They're straight from Heaven above I wouldn't trade you for anything For I know I've found True Love