Jerry T Curtis Poet Rhyme

Trouble Times Whiskey

Finn barged on in, 
As he ran to the bar
He laid down a fifty
Dropped a tip in the jar

He demanded scotch whiskey
And, ordered six doubles
The Bartender asked
"Finn what is the trouble"

After shooting the whiskey
He calm down to say
"I just learned, My friend
That my oldest Son's gay"

A week went by quickly 
He barged in again
Ordered six doubles
Dropped cash in the tin

The barkeep waited
Till He finished, to say
"Now what is the trouble"
"My youngest Son's gay"

"Does any one like women,
Who live in your house"
"Ay, One besides me, 
I tink it's me spouse"

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Arlene Smith July 24, 2014 at 7:20 AM Baah haa haa!!!. Love it, my comedic friend!!... Gl in the contest.. Hugs.. Arlene

Andrea Dietrich July 20, 2014 at 2:25 PM haha, I thought maybe you were gonna say that the one son had hooked up with the other guy's son!!! great ending on yours though.

Kaye Locke July 20, 2014 at 9:35 AM Tee hee...enjoyed this one! thanks for making me smile on this rainy sunday Curtis! best, Kaye Jerry T Curtis July 20, 2014 at 12:39 PM It's been my pleasure Kaye

Robert Nehls July 20, 2014 at 9:00 AM Finn has certainly got trouble. Looks like he's going to be spending a lot of time in the bar. Lots of fun, Jerry. Enjoyed it.... Robert. Jerry T Curtis July 20, 2014 at 12:40 PM it's a good excuse to drink

Tim Smith July 20, 2014 at 6:42 AM Lol..love it Jerry. Jerry T Curtis July 20, 2014 at 12:39 PM Thanks Tim

Jan Allison July 20, 2014 at 6:26 AM LOL Fabulous as ever Jerry. Hugs Jan xxx Jerry T Curtis July 20, 2014 at 6:33 AM Thanks Jan, I never know, which way thing will go.