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Trouble On the North Pole

On the North Pole there has been trouble
Mrs. Claus packed her clothes to go
When asked why, she was heard to say
Three times, Santa called her a Ho!

I saw Santa when I was young
There must be part of this I missed,
I heard a lot more Ho's than that
When I asked, "Am I on the good list?"

Copyright © Pat Adams | Year Posted 2019

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Gershon Wolf Date: 11/24/2019 4:23:00 PM Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh! ~ John Kerry and Jane Fonda Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/25/2019 2:46:00 PM Thanks Gershon (I think)......80)

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 11/23/2019 12:04:00 PM Ho! Ho! Ho!. Pat, a great write. You should expand on this one and enter it in Joseph May's funny Christmas contest. A winner for sure. Best to you - Bob Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/23/2019 5:45:00 PM Thanks Bob, I Appreciate the words of encouragement!........pat

Hello There Date: 11/20/2019 12:00:00 AM ROFL! This is one to share ;) Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/20/2019 3:38:00 PM Thanks HT! I'm glad you like it.........pat

Lindsay Laurie Date: 11/19/2019 9:44:00 PM G'day PAT … got me thinking PAT. Santa gets away with it, but if I rang a bell and shouted 'HO' I could easily get locked up - thanks again PAT - Lindsay Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/20/2019 3:38:00 PM Yeah, it took her quite a while to figure that one out I guess!....People are so thin skinned now a days!!....80)

Line Gauthier Date: 11/19/2019 8:43:00 PM Good one, Pat. Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/20/2019 3:36:00 PM Thank you Line, I appreciate that!.......pat

Tom Cunningham Date: 11/19/2019 8:38:00 PM Poor Mrs Claus lol, maybe he'll lose weight now with no one to cook for him Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/20/2019 3:36:00 PM I hope not. A skinny Santa just wouldn't do! Better have a couple of pot luck dinners for him before Christmas maybe?........80)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 11/19/2019 7:25:00 PM Hilarious Pat! :))) xomo Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/20/2019 3:34:00 PM Thanks Maureen! Have a good one!......pat

Michelle Faulkner Date: 11/19/2019 6:12:00 PM So, are Ho-Ho's his favorite snack cake:) Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/20/2019 3:34:00 PM That's quite possible. I mean.....yes of course, that's what it's about!.........80)

Chris Green Date: 11/19/2019 4:11:00 PM That was priceless. Very funny Pat. It got a few Hos out of me, that's for sure. Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 11/20/2019 3:33:00 PM The more hos the better I guess?!..........80)