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Trouble On the North Pole

On the North Pole there has been trouble Mrs. Claus packed her clothes to go When asked why, she was heard to say Three times, Santa called her a Ho! I saw Santa when I was young There must be part of this I missed, I heard a lot more Ho's than that When I asked, "Am I on the good list?"

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Date: 11/24/2019 4:23:00 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh! ~ John Kerry and Jane Fonda
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/25/2019 2:46:00 PM
Thanks Gershon (I think)......80)
Date: 11/23/2019 12:04:00 PM
Ho! Ho! Ho!. Pat, a great write. You should expand on this one and enter it in Joseph May's funny Christmas contest. A winner for sure. Best to you - Bob
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/23/2019 5:45:00 PM
Thanks Bob, I Appreciate the words of encouragement!........pat
Date: 11/20/2019 12:00:00 AM
ROFL! This is one to share ;)
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:38:00 PM
Thanks HT! I'm glad you like it.........pat
Date: 11/19/2019 9:44:00 PM
G'day PAT … got me thinking PAT. Santa gets away with it, but if I rang a bell and shouted 'HO' I could easily get locked up - thanks again PAT - Lindsay
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:38:00 PM
Yeah, it took her quite a while to figure that one out I guess!....People are so thin skinned now a days!!....80)
Date: 11/19/2019 8:43:00 PM
Good one, Pat.
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:36:00 PM
Thank you Line, I appreciate that!.......pat
Date: 11/19/2019 8:38:00 PM
Poor Mrs Claus lol, maybe he'll lose weight now with no one to cook for him
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:36:00 PM
I hope not. A skinny Santa just wouldn't do! Better have a couple of pot luck dinners for him before Christmas maybe?........80)
Date: 11/19/2019 7:25:00 PM
Hilarious Pat! :))) xomo
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:34:00 PM
Thanks Maureen! Have a good one!......pat
Date: 11/19/2019 6:12:00 PM
So, are Ho-Ho's his favorite snack cake:)
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:34:00 PM
That's quite possible. I mean.....yes of course, that's what it's about!.........80)
Date: 11/19/2019 4:11:00 PM
That was priceless. Very funny Pat. It got a few Hos out of me, that's for sure.
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Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:33:00 PM
The more hos the better I guess?!..........80)

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