Pat Adams Poet Quatrain

Trouble On the North Pole

On the North Pole there has been trouble
Mrs. Claus packed her clothes to go
When asked why, she was heard to say
Three times, Santa called her a Ho!

I saw Santa when I was young
There must be part of this I missed,
I heard a lot more Ho's than that
When I asked, "Am I on the good list?"

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Gershon Wolf November 24, 2019 at 4:23 PM Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh! ~ John Kerry and Jane Fonda Pat Adams November 25, 2019 at 2:46 PM Thanks Gershon (I think)......80)

Robert L. Hinshaw November 23, 2019 at 12:04 PM Ho! Ho! Ho!. Pat, a great write. You should expand on this one and enter it in Joseph May's funny Christmas contest. A winner for sure. Best to you - Bob Pat Adams November 23, 2019 at 5:45 PM Thanks Bob, I Appreciate the words of encouragement!........pat

Hello There November 20, 2019 at 12:00 AM ROFL! This is one to share ;) Pat Adams November 20, 2019 at 3:38 PM Thanks HT! I'm glad you like it.........pat

Lindsay Laurie November 19, 2019 at 9:44 PM G'day PAT … got me thinking PAT. Santa gets away with it, but if I rang a bell and shouted 'HO' I could easily get locked up - thanks again PAT - Lindsay Pat Adams November 20, 2019 at 3:38 PM Yeah, it took her quite a while to figure that one out I guess!....People are so thin skinned now a days!!....80)

Line Gauthier November 19, 2019 at 8:43 PM Good one, Pat. Pat Adams November 20, 2019 at 3:36 PM Thank you Line, I appreciate that!.......pat

Tom Cunningham November 19, 2019 at 8:38 PM Poor Mrs Claus lol, maybe he'll lose weight now with no one to cook for him Pat Adams November 20, 2019 at 3:36 PM I hope not. A skinny Santa just wouldn't do! Better have a couple of pot luck dinners for him before Christmas maybe?........80)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart November 19, 2019 at 7:25 PM Hilarious Pat! :))) xomo Pat Adams November 20, 2019 at 3:34 PM Thanks Maureen! Have a good one!......pat

Michelle Faulkner November 19, 2019 at 6:12 PM So, are Ho-Ho's his favorite snack cake:) Pat Adams November 20, 2019 at 3:34 PM That's quite possible. I mean.....yes of course, that's what it's about!.........80)

Chris Green November 19, 2019 at 4:11 PM That was priceless. Very funny Pat. It got a few Hos out of me, that's for sure. Pat Adams November 20, 2019 at 3:33 PM The more hos the better I guess?!..........80)