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Trouble On the North Pole

On the North Pole there has been trouble Mrs. Claus packed her clothes to go When asked why, she was heard to say Three times, Santa called her a Ho! I saw Santa when I was young There must be part of this I missed, I heard a lot more Ho's than that When I asked, "Am I on the good list?"

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/24/2019 4:23:00 PM

Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh! ~ John Kerry and Jane Fonda

Pat Adams
Date: 11/25/2019 2:46:00 PM

Thanks Gershon (I think)......80)

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 11/23/2019 12:04:00 PM

Ho! Ho! Ho!. Pat, a great write. You should expand on this one and enter it in Joseph May's funny Christmas contest. A winner for sure. Best to you - Bob

Pat Adams
Date: 11/23/2019 5:45:00 PM

Thanks Bob, I Appreciate the words of encouragement!........pat

Hello There

Date: 11/20/2019 12:00:00 AM

ROFL! This is one to share ;)

Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:38:00 PM

Thanks HT! I'm glad you like it.........pat

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/19/2019 9:44:00 PM

G'day PAT … got me thinking PAT. Santa gets away with it, but if I rang a bell and shouted 'HO' I could easily get locked up - thanks again PAT - Lindsay

Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2019 3:38:00 PM

Yeah, it took her quite a while to figure that one out I guess!....People are so thin skinned now a days!!....80)