Troll Limericks: Collaboration
I read tales of two women who were loose
Mooning for the same narcissistic goose
A couple of crack pots
Both of them with the hots
For a troll with the charm of a bull moose
Lin Lane
They're just two crazy old hens
Pining over their fake friends
In love with a troll,
Too foolish to know
It's time to ditch their rose lens
Tania Kitchin
This is about two dutiful wives
An obsession took over their lives
Nothing in the house got done
Both too busy having fun
Found a troll then all around high fives
Tom Cunningham
Two women adored an old troll
Each wanted to be the troll's moll
When they met him, they'd scream
"Oh, this dolt is plain mean!"
If honest, he's just an a$$hole
Jan Allison
Two women looked out for two men
To have a fling with now and then
Two geezers turned up
Straight out of the pub
Far too drunk to hold a quill pen.
Beryl Edmonds
I troll the kitchen of poetry soup--
In hopes it opens the chefs' eyes to their poop-- I planted the beans I planted the beans for change--
And stalked them to rearrange--
Yet I'm depressed, how far they go to stoop
Connie Pachecho
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