Tragedy Is More Enjoyable Than Comedy

I consulted myself and we’ve agreed That no more sadness do we need. I’ve had my full share of tragedy. Please Lord, have some mercy on me. Before I check a touted book out, I riffle pages, see what it’s about. I put it back if sadness I see, Please Lord, have some mercy on me. I tell myself it’s only a tale It shouldn’t hurt to hear them wail, But I’d rather read of hilarity, Please Lord, have some mercy on me. I feel every pain the hero feels, I even stop to share his meals. Don’t let him die in agony, Please Lord, have some mercy on me. Give me a book that makes me laugh. I haven’t laughed enough by half. I don’t want to read a tragedy, Please Lord, have some mercy on me. For Dr. Mehta's contest