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To Be Perfectly Frank

To be perfectly frank, girls in shorts turn my crank
My old motor starts roaring with a squeak and a clank
My eyes start whirling
My head starts swirling
At my age, drooling's frowned on to be perfectly frank


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Barbara Gorelick

October 2, 2015 at 5:47 PM

Im smiling... love your sense of humor. BG

Jack Ellison

October 3, 2015 at 6:50 AM

Happy to provide the giggles, dear friend! Love and hugs, Jack xxx

Michael Tor

October 2, 2015 at 2:02 PM

Jack you cracked me up with this one! Lol so funny. Thanks for the witty writes your a master of. Have a nice day my friend. Were missing our friend today.

Jack Ellison

October 3, 2015 at 6:51 AM

Hmmm! John John missing again... probably climbing some nearby mountain!!!

Tim Smith

October 2, 2015 at 1:23 PM

I see yer eyes lightin up in yer head...wishin all those fillies be in yer bed...they all look so sweet...to yer eyes a treat....better get going before you are dead

Jack Ellison

October 2, 2015 at 1:26 PM

LOL Not sure how much time I have left so it's best I double up... maybe even three at a time... talk about drooling! YIKES!

Carol Eastman

October 2, 2015 at 12:24 PM

So that's why you chose to fart... And no wonder Lady Cathy doesn't worry her cute little heart... For the girls know how to dart... Away from those terrible retarts... As they quickly run off at the start... Boy LimmerJack... You have the gift that keeps on giving... LOL.. Morning! Missed you yesterday morning...

Jack Ellison

October 2, 2015 at 1:17 PM

Where oh where is everybody gone today... unusual! But you're here!!! YEEHAW! xoxox

Judy Konos

October 2, 2015 at 11:22 AM

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said in order to be perfect you had to be Frank.....who by the way cannot compare with Jack Ellison! NOW please put my check in the mail.....

Jack Ellison

October 2, 2015 at 12:59 PM

The check IS in the mail... the pony express has been a little slow lately! A couple of the horsies have been out carousing too much!!! Love, Jake xxx